diff --git a/website/common/locales/en/gear.json b/website/common/locales/en/gear.json
index 5ff1e3729a..0fc08f2cf3 100644
--- a/website/common/locales/en/gear.json
+++ b/website/common/locales/en/gear.json
@@ -1458,6 +1458,8 @@
   "headMystery201912Notes": "This glittering snowflake grants you resistance to the biting cold no matter how high you fly! Confers no benefit. December 2019 Subscriber Item.",
   "headMystery202001Text": "Fabled Fox Ears",
   "headMystery202001Notes": "Your hearing will be so sharp, you'll hear the stars twinkling and the moon spinning. Confers no benefit. January 2020 Subscriber Item.",
+  "headMystery202003Text": "Barbed Helm",
+  "headMystery202003Notes": "Be careful, this helm is sharp in more ways than one! Confers no benefit. March 2020 Subscriber Item.",
   "headMystery301404Text": "Fancy Top Hat",
   "headMystery301404Notes": "A fancy top hat for the finest of gentlefolk! January 3015 Subscriber Item. Confers no benefit.",
   "headMystery301405Text": "Basic Top Hat",
@@ -2017,6 +2019,8 @@
   "bodyMystery201901Notes": "These shimmering pauldrons are strong, but will rest on your shoulders as weightlessly as a ray of dancing light. Confers no benefit. January 2019 Subscriber Item.",
   "bodyMystery202002Text": "Stylish Sweetheart Scarf",
   "bodyMystery202002Notes": "For when your heart is warm but the breezes of February are brisk. Confers no benefit. February 2020 Subscriber Item.",
+  "bodyMystery202003Text": "Barbed Pauldrons",
+  "bodyMystery202003Notes": "They're like shoulder pads that are on a whole other level. Confers no benefit. March 2020 Subscriber Item.",
 
   "bodyArmoireCozyScarfText": "Cozy Scarf",
   "bodyArmoireCozyScarfNotes": "This fine scarf will keep you warm as you go about your wintry business. Increases Constitution and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Lamplighter's Set (Item 4 of 4).",
diff --git a/website/common/locales/en/subscriber.json b/website/common/locales/en/subscriber.json
index ecbe84ef61..296f66c24f 100644
--- a/website/common/locales/en/subscriber.json
+++ b/website/common/locales/en/subscriber.json
@@ -171,6 +171,7 @@
     "mysterySet201912": "Polar Pixie Set",
     "mysterySet202001": "Fabled Fox Set",
     "mysterySet202002": "Stylish Sweetheart Set",
+    "mysterySet202003": "Barbed Battler Set",
     "mysterySet301404": "Steampunk Standard Set",
     "mysterySet301405": "Steampunk Accessories Set",
     "mysterySet301703": "Peacock Steampunk Set",
diff --git a/website/common/script/content/gear/sets/mystery.js b/website/common/script/content/gear/sets/mystery.js
index 8d7b10a135..8675a58e75 100644
--- a/website/common/script/content/gear/sets/mystery.js
+++ b/website/common/script/content/gear/sets/mystery.js
@@ -439,6 +439,12 @@ const body = {
     mystery: '202002',
     value: 0,
   },
+  202003: {
+    text: t('bodyMystery202003Text'),
+    notes: t('bodyMystery202003Notes'),
+    mystery: '202003',
+    value: 0,
+  },
 };
 
 const eyewear = {
@@ -793,6 +799,12 @@ const head = {
     mystery: '202001',
     value: 0,
   },
+  202003: {
+    text: t('headMystery202003Text'),
+    notes: t('headMystery202003Notes'),
+    mystery: '202003',
+    value: 0,
+  },
   301404: {
     text: t('headMystery301404Text'),
     notes: t('headMystery301404Notes'),
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