Sabrecat/armoire 201605 (#7142)

* feat(content): May BGs and Armoire

* chore(news): Bailey 20160503

common/dist/sprites/spritesmith-largeSprites-0.css

@@ -1,30 +1,30 @@
 .2014_Fall_HealerPROMO2 {
   background-image: url(spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png);
-  background-position: -842px -1203px;
+  background-position: -669px -1157px;
   width: 90px;
   height: 90px;
 }
 .2014_Fall_Mage_PROMO9 {
   background-image: url(spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png);
-  background-position: -813px -569px;
+  background-position: -1096px -760px;
   width: 120px;
   height: 90px;
 }
 .2014_Fall_RoguePROMO3 {
   background-image: url(spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png);
-  background-position: -977px -1112px;
+  background-position: -1096px -851px;
   width: 105px;
   height: 90px;
 }
 .2014_Fall_Warrior_PROMO {
   background-image: url(spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png);
-  background-position: -91px -1295px;
+  background-position: -825px -423px;
   width: 90px;
   height: 90px;
 }
 .promo_android {
   background-image: url(spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png);
-  background-position: -593px -241px;
+  background-position: -1096px -508px;
   width: 175px;
   height: 175px;
 }
@@ -36,7 +36,7 @@
 }
 .promo_backgrounds_armoire_201603 {
   background-image: url(spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png);
-  background-position: -813px 0px;
+  background-position: -954px 0px;
   width: 141px;
   height: 294px;
 }
@@ -46,21 +46,27 @@
   width: 140px;
   height: 441px;
 }
+.promo_backgrounds_armoire_201605 {
+  background-image: url(spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png);
+  background-position: -593px 0px;
+  width: 140px;
+  height: 441px;
+}
 .promo_backtoschool {
   background-image: url(spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png);
-  background-position: -1236px -148px;
+  background-position: -1343px -251px;
   width: 150px;
   height: 150px;
 }
 .promo_burnout {
   background-image: url(spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png);
-  background-position: -593px 0px;
+  background-position: -734px 0px;
   width: 219px;
   height: 240px;
 }
 .promo_classes_fall_2014 {
   background-image: url(spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png);
-  background-position: -326px -912px;
+  background-position: -326px -957px;
   width: 321px;
   height: 100px;
 }
@@ -72,13 +78,13 @@
 }
 .promo_dilatoryDistress {
   background-image: url(spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png);
-  background-position: -569px -1203px;
+  background-position: -734px -332px;
   width: 90px;
   height: 90px;
 }
 .promo_egg_mounts {
   background-image: url(spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png);
-  background-position: -955px 0px;
+  background-position: 0px -809px;
   width: 280px;
   height: 147px;
 }
@@ -90,43 +96,43 @@
 }
 .promo_enchanted_armoire_201507 {
   background-image: url(spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png);
-  background-position: -578px -1112px;
+  background-position: -1343px -789px;
   width: 217px;
   height: 90px;
 }
 .promo_enchanted_armoire_201508 {
   background-image: url(spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png);
-  background-position: -796px -1112px;
+  background-position: -1343px -972px;
   width: 180px;
   height: 90px;
 }
 .promo_enchanted_armoire_201509 {
   background-image: url(spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png);
-  background-position: -751px -1203px;
+  background-position: -734px -423px;
   width: 90px;
   height: 90px;
 }
 .promo_enchanted_armoire_201511 {
   background-image: url(spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png);
-  background-position: -1236px -915px;
+  background-position: -1343px -1139px;
   width: 122px;
   height: 90px;
 }
 .promo_enchanted_armoire_201601 {
   background-image: url(spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png);
-  background-position: -1115px -1203px;
+  background-position: -808px -706px;
   width: 90px;
   height: 90px;
 }
 .promo_floral_potions {
   background-image: url(spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png);
-  background-position: -813px -295px;
+  background-position: -954px -295px;
   width: 105px;
   height: 273px;
 }
 .promo_habitica {
   background-image: url(spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png);
-  background-position: -955px -480px;
+  background-position: -1096px -332px;
   width: 175px;
   height: 175px;
 }
@@ -138,241 +144,241 @@
 }
 .promo_haunted_hair {
   background-image: url(spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png);
-  background-position: -1236px -595px;
+  background-position: -1484px -402px;
   width: 100px;
   height: 137px;
 }
 .promo_item_notif {
   background-image: url(spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png);
-  background-position: -955px -656px;
+  background-position: -1343px 0px;
   width: 249px;
   height: 102px;
 }
 .promo_mystery_201405 {
   background-image: url(spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png);
-  background-position: -364px -1295px;
+  background-position: -942px -1157px;
   width: 90px;
   height: 90px;
 }
 .promo_mystery_201406 {
   background-image: url(spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png);
-  background-position: 0px -1295px;
+  background-position: -1494px -251px;
   width: 90px;
   height: 96px;
 }
 .promo_mystery_201407 {
   background-image: url(spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png);
-  background-position: -769px -241px;
+  background-position: -1243px -684px;
   width: 42px;
   height: 62px;
 }
 .promo_mystery_201408 {
   background-image: url(spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png);
-  background-position: -513px -442px;
+  background-position: -1272px -332px;
   width: 60px;
   height: 71px;
 }
 .promo_mystery_201409 {
   background-image: url(spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png);
-  background-position: -933px -1203px;
+  background-position: -770px -525px;
   width: 90px;
   height: 90px;
 }
 .promo_mystery_201410 {
   background-image: url(spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png);
-  background-position: -1131px -586px;
+  background-position: -1496px -1063px;
   width: 72px;
   height: 63px;
 }
 .promo_mystery_201411 {
   background-image: url(spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png);
-  background-position: -1297px -1203px;
+  background-position: -578px -1157px;
   width: 90px;
   height: 90px;
 }
 .promo_mystery_201412 {
   background-image: url(spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png);
-  background-position: -1342px -809px;
+  background-position: -1272px -578px;
   width: 42px;
   height: 66px;
 }
 .promo_mystery_201501 {
   background-image: url(spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png);
-  background-position: -1337px -595px;
+  background-position: -1542px -880px;
   width: 48px;
   height: 63px;
 }
 .promo_mystery_201502 {
   background-image: url(spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png);
-  background-position: -387px -1203px;
+  background-position: -734px -241px;
   width: 90px;
   height: 90px;
 }
 .promo_mystery_201503 {
   background-image: url(spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png);
-  background-position: -478px -1203px;
+  background-position: -825px -241px;
   width: 90px;
   height: 90px;
 }
 .promo_mystery_201504 {
   background-image: url(spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png);
-  background-position: -646px -621px;
+  background-position: -1272px -404px;
   width: 60px;
   height: 69px;
 }
 .promo_mystery_201505 {
   background-image: url(spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png);
-  background-position: -660px -1203px;
+  background-position: -825px -332px;
   width: 90px;
   height: 90px;
 }
 .promo_mystery_201506 {
   background-image: url(spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png);
-  background-position: -1337px -659px;
+  background-position: -1272px -508px;
   width: 42px;
   height: 69px;
 }
 .promo_mystery_201507 {
   background-image: url(spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png);
-  background-position: -1131px -480px;
+  background-position: -1500px -103px;
   width: 90px;
   height: 105px;
 }
 .promo_mystery_201508 {
   background-image: url(spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png);
-  background-position: -293px -1203px;
+  background-position: -954px -660px;
   width: 93px;
   height: 90px;
 }
 .promo_mystery_201509 {
   background-image: url(spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png);
-  background-position: -1024px -1203px;
+  background-position: -861px -525px;
   width: 90px;
   height: 90px;
 }
 .promo_mystery_201510 {
   background-image: url(spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png);
-  background-position: -199px -1203px;
+  background-position: -954px -569px;
   width: 93px;
   height: 90px;
 }
 .promo_mystery_201511 {
   background-image: url(spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png);
-  background-position: -1206px -1203px;
+  background-position: -1005px -809px;
   width: 90px;
   height: 90px;
 }
 .promo_mystery_201512 {
   background-image: url(spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png);
-  background-position: -452px -442px;
+  background-position: -1524px -972px;
   width: 60px;
   height: 81px;
 }
 .promo_mystery_201601 {
   background-image: url(spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png);
-  background-position: -1236px -1082px;
+  background-position: -1466px -1139px;
   width: 120px;
   height: 90px;
 }
 .promo_mystery_201602 {
   background-image: url(spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png);
-  background-position: -182px -1295px;
+  background-position: -760px -1157px;
   width: 90px;
   height: 90px;
 }
 .promo_mystery_201603 {
   background-image: url(spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png);
-  background-position: -273px -1295px;
+  background-position: -851px -1157px;
   width: 90px;
   height: 90px;
 }
 .promo_mystery_201604 {
   background-image: url(spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png);
-  background-position: -1083px -1112px;
+  background-position: -1202px -851px;
   width: 93px;
   height: 90px;
 }
 .promo_mystery_3014 {
   background-image: url(spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png);
-  background-position: -593px -417px;
+  background-position: -1343px -698px;
   width: 217px;
   height: 90px;
 }
 .promo_orca {
   background-image: url(spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png);
-  background-position: -1236px -809px;
+  background-position: -1484px -550px;
   width: 105px;
   height: 105px;
 }
 .promo_partyhats {
   background-image: url(spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png);
-  background-position: -955px -759px;
+  background-position: -954px -751px;
   width: 115px;
   height: 47px;
 }
 .promo_pastel_skin {
   background-image: url(spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png);
-  background-position: -648px -912px;
+  background-position: -979px -957px;
   width: 330px;
   height: 83px;
 }
 .customize-option.promo_pastel_skin {
   background-image: url(spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png);
-  background-position: -673px -927px;
+  background-position: -1004px -972px;
   width: 60px;
   height: 60px;
 }
 .promo_peppermint_flame {
   background-image: url(spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png);
-  background-position: -1236px -447px;
+  background-position: -1343px -550px;
   width: 140px;
   height: 147px;
 }
 .promo_pet_skins {
   background-image: url(spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png);
-  background-position: -1236px -299px;
+  background-position: -1343px -402px;
   width: 140px;
   height: 147px;
 }
 .customize-option.promo_pet_skins {
   background-image: url(spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png);
-  background-position: -1261px -314px;
+  background-position: -1368px -417px;
   width: 60px;
   height: 60px;
 }
 .promo_shimmer_hair {
   background-image: url(spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png);
-  background-position: -724px -809px;
+  background-position: -648px -957px;
   width: 330px;
   height: 83px;
 }
 .promo_splashyskins {
   background-image: url(spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png);
-  background-position: 0px -1203px;
+  background-position: -1343px -880px;
   width: 198px;
   height: 91px;
 }
 .customize-option.promo_splashyskins {
   background-image: url(spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png);
-  background-position: -25px -1218px;
+  background-position: -1368px -895px;
   width: 60px;
   height: 60px;
 }
 .promo_spring_classes_2016 {
   background-image: url(spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png);
-  background-position: 0px -809px;
+  background-position: -281px -809px;
   width: 362px;
   height: 102px;
 }
 .promo_springclasses2014 {
   background-image: url(spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png);
-  background-position: 0px -1112px;
+  background-position: 0px -1157px;
   width: 288px;
   height: 90px;
 }
 .promo_springclasses2015 {
   background-image: url(spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png);
-  background-position: -289px -1112px;
+  background-position: -289px -1157px;
   width: 288px;
   height: 90px;
 }
@@ -384,37 +390,37 @@
 }
 .promo_summer_classes_2015 {
   background-image: url(spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png);
-  background-position: 0px -1023px;
+  background-position: 0px -1068px;
   width: 300px;
   height: 88px;
 }
 .promo_updos {
   background-image: url(spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png);
-  background-position: -1236px 0px;
+  background-position: -1343px -103px;
   width: 156px;
   height: 147px;
 }
 .promo_veteran_pets {
   background-image: url(spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png);
-  background-position: -1236px -1006px;
+  background-position: -1096px -684px;
   width: 146px;
   height: 75px;
 }
 .promo_winter_classes_2016 {
   background-image: url(spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png);
-  background-position: -363px -809px;
+  background-position: -644px -809px;
   width: 360px;
   height: 90px;
 }
 .promo_winterclasses2015 {
   background-image: url(spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png);
-  background-position: 0px -912px;
+  background-position: 0px -957px;
   width: 325px;
   height: 110px;
 }
 .promo_winteryhair {
   background-image: url(spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png);
-  background-position: -1236px -733px;
+  background-position: -1343px -1063px;
   width: 152px;
   height: 75px;
 }
@@ -426,7 +432,7 @@
 }
 .npc_viirus {
   background-image: url(spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png);
-  background-position: -813px -660px;
+  background-position: -1217px -760px;
   width: 108px;
   height: 90px;
 }
@@ -438,7 +444,7 @@
 }
 .welcome_basic_avatars {
   background-image: url(spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png);
-  background-position: -955px -148px;
+  background-position: -1096px 0px;
   width: 246px;
   height: 165px;
 }
@@ -450,7 +456,7 @@
 }
 .welcome_sample_tasks {
   background-image: url(spritesmith-largeSprites-0.png);
-  background-position: -955px -314px;
+  background-position: -1096px -166px;
   width: 246px;
   height: 165px;
 }

common/locales/en/backgrounds.json

@@ -183,6 +183,13 @@
   "backgroundGiantFlowersText": "Giant Flowers",
   "backgroundGiantFlowersNotes": "Frolic atop Giant Flowers.",
   "backgroundRainbowsEndText": "End of the Rainbow",
-  "backgroundRainbowsEndNotes": "Discover gold at the End of the Rainbow."
-}
+  "backgroundRainbowsEndNotes": "Discover gold at the End of the Rainbow.",
 
+  "backgrounds052016": "SET 24: Released May 2016",
+  "backgroundBeehiveText": "Beehive",
+  "backgroundBeehiveNotes": "Buzz and dance in a Beehive.",
+  "backgroundGazeboText": "Gazebo",
+  "backgroundGazeboNotes": "Battle a Gazebo.",
+  "backgroundTreeRootsText": "Tree Roots",
+  "backgroundTreeRootsNotes": "Explore the Tree Roots."
+}

common/locales/en/gear.json

@@ -208,6 +208,8 @@
   "weaponArmoireMiningPickaxNotes": "Mine the maximum amount of gold from your tasks! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Miner Set (Item 3 of 3).",
   "weaponArmoireBasicLongbowText": "Basic Longbow",
   "weaponArmoireBasicLongbowNotes": "A serviceable hand-me-down bow. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Basic Archer Set (Item 1 of 3).",
+  "weaponArmoireHabiticanDiplomaText": "Habitican Diploma",
+  "weaponArmoireHabiticanDiplomaNotes": "A certificate of significant achievement -- well done! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Graduate Set (Item 1 of 3).",
 
   "armor": "armor",
 
@@ -435,6 +437,8 @@
   "armorArmoireMinerOverallsNotes": "They may seem worn, but they are enchanted to repel dirt. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Miner Set (Item 2 of 3).",
   "armorArmoireBasicArcherArmorText": "Basic Archer Armor",
   "armorArmoireBasicArcherArmorNotes": "This camouflaged vest lets you slip unnoticed through the forests. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Basic Archer Set (Item 2 of 3).",
+  "armorArmoireGraduateRobeText": "Graduate Robe",
+  "armorArmoireGraduateRobeNotes": "Congratulations! This weighty robe hangs heavy with all the knowledge you have accrued. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Graduate Set (Item 2 of 3).",
 
   "headgear": "headgear",
 
@@ -676,6 +680,8 @@
   "headArmoireMinerHelmetNotes": "Protect your head from falling tasks! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Miner Set (Item 1 of 3).",
   "headArmoireBasicArcherCapText": "Basic Archer Cap",
   "headArmoireBasicArcherCapNotes": "No archer would be complete without a jaunty cap! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Basic Archer Set (Item 3 of 3).",
+  "headArmoireGraduateCapText": "Graduate Cap",
+  "headArmoireGraduateCapNotes": "Congratulations! Your deep thoughts have earned you this thinking cap. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Graduate Set (Item 3 of 3).",
 
   "offhand": "shield-hand item",
 
@@ -797,6 +803,8 @@
   "shieldArmoireDragonTamerShieldNotes": "Distract enemies with this dragon-shaped shield. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Dragon Tamer Set (Item 2 of 3).",
   "shieldArmoireMysticLampText": "Mystic Lamp",
   "shieldArmoireMysticLampNotes": "Light the darkest caves with this mystic lamp! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
+  "shieldArmoireFloralBouquetText": "Bouquet o' Flowers",
+  "shieldArmoireFloralBouquetNotes": "Not much help in battle, but aren't they beautiful? Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
 
   "back": "Back Accessory",
   "backBase0Text": "No Back Accessory",

common/script/content/appearance/backgrounds.js

@@ -325,6 +325,20 @@ let backgrounds = {
       notes: t('backgroundRainbowsEndNotes'),
     },
   },
+  backgrounds052016: {
+    beehive: {
+      text: t('backgroundBeehiveText'),
+      notes: t('backgroundBeehiveNotes'),
+    },
+    gazebo: {
+      text: t('backgroundGazeboText'),
+      notes: t('backgroundGazeboNotes'),
+    },
+    tree_roots: {
+      text: t('backgroundTreeRootsText'),
+      notes: t('backgroundTreeRootsNotes'),
+    },
+  },
 };
 /* eslint-enable quote-props */
 

common/script/content/gear/sets/armoire.js

@@ -126,6 +126,14 @@ let armor = {
     set: 'basicArcher',
     canOwn: ownsItem('armor_armoire_basicArcherArmor'),
   },
+  graduateRobe: {
+    text: t('armorArmoireGraduateRobeText'),
+    notes: t('armorArmoireGraduateRobeNotes', { int: 10 }),
+    value: 100,
+    int: 10,
+    set: 'graduate',
+    canOwn: ownsItem('armor_armoire_graduateRobe'),
+  },
 };
 
 let eyewear = {
@@ -330,6 +338,14 @@ let head = {
     set: 'basicArcher',
     canOwn: ownsItem('head_armoire_basicArcherCap'),
   },
+  graduateCap: {
+    text: t('headArmoireGraduateCapText'),
+    notes: t('headArmoireGraduateCapNotes', { int: 9 }),
+    value: 100,
+    int: 9,
+    set: 'graduate',
+    canOwn: ownsItem('head_armoire_graduateCap'),
+  },
 };
 
 let shield = {
@@ -375,6 +391,13 @@ let shield = {
     per: 15,
     canOwn: ownsItem('shield_armoire_mysticLamp'),
   },
+  floralBouquet: {
+    text: t('shieldArmoireFloralBouquetText'),
+    notes: t('shieldArmoireFloralBouquetNotes', { con: 3 }),
+    value: 100,
+    con: 3,
+    canOwn: ownsItem('shield_armoire_floralBouquet'),
+  },
 };
 
 let headAccessory = {
@@ -521,6 +544,14 @@ let weapon = {
     set: 'basicArcher',
     canOwn: ownsItem('weapon_armoire_basicLongbow'),
   },
+  habiticanDiploma: {
+    text: t('weaponArmoireHabiticanDiplomaText'),
+    notes: t('weaponArmoireHabiticanDiplomaNotes', { int: 11 }),
+    value: 100,
+    int: 11,
+    set: 'graduate',
+    canOwn: ownsItem('weapon_armoire_habiticanDiploma'),
+  },
 };
 
 let armoireSet = {

website/views/shared/new-stuff.jade

@@ -1,5 +1,34 @@
-h2 4/29/2016 - LAST CHANCE FOR APRIL SUBSCRIBER ITEMS AND SPRING FLING ITEMS!
+h2 5/3/2016 - iOS UPDATE, MAY BACKGROUNDS, AND MAY ARMOIRE ITEMS
   hr
+  tr
+    td
+      h3 iOS Update
+      p We've released <a href='https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/habitica/id994882113?ls=1&mt=8' target='_blank'>a new iOS update</a> which includes social media sharing and the ability to change your class from the app, as well as some bug fixes. Be sure to download it now for a better Habitica experience!
+      br
+      p If you like the improvements that we’ve been making to our app, please consider reviewing this new version. It really helps us out! Old reviews get hidden, but if you go to the review section you can re-post it again with a single tap. We hope you enjoy the update!
+      p.small.muted by viirus
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+      h3 May Backgrounds
+      p There are three new avatar backgrounds in the <a href='https://habitica.com/#/options/profile/backgrounds'>Background Shop!</a> Now your avatar can buzz in a Beehive, explore the Tree Roots, or battle a Gazebo.
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+      h3 May Armoire Items Revealed
+      p There is new equipment in the Enchanted Armoire, a 100 GP Reward in the Rewards Column which unlocks after you've attained Ultimate Gear!
+      br
+      p Click on the Enchanted Armoire for a random chance at special Equipment, including the Graduate Set and the Bouquet of Flowers! It may also give you random XP or food items. We'll be adding new equipment to it during the first week of each month, but even when you've exhausted the current supply, you can keep clicking for a chance at food and XP.
+      br
+      p Now go spend all that accumulated Gold! May the Random Number Generator smile upon you...
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+  h2 4/29/2016 - LAST CHANCE FOR APRIL SUBSCRIBER ITEMS AND SPRING FLING ITEMS!
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         h3 Last Chance for Spring Fling Items and Customizations
         p On May 1st, everything will be back to normal in Habitica, so if you still have any remaining Spring Fling Items that you want to buy from the Rewards Column or the Seasonal Shop, you'd better do it now! The <a href='/#/options/inventory/seasonalshop'>Seasonal Edition items</a> and <a href='/#/options/profile/avatar'>Hair/Skin Colors</a> won't be back until next March, and if the Limited Edition items return they will have increased prices or changed art, so strike while the iron is hot!
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   h2 4/27/2016 - WORLD BOSS DEFEATED!
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