diff --git a/website/common/locales/en/gear.json b/website/common/locales/en/gear.json
index cf3fbe7c7d..6e0857865e 100644
--- a/website/common/locales/en/gear.json
+++ b/website/common/locales/en/gear.json
@@ -1928,6 +1928,9 @@
   "headMystery202206Notes": "The blue pearl in this circlet grants you waterbending powers. Use them wisely! Confers no benefit. June 2022 Subscriber Item.",
   "headMystery202207Text": "Jammin' Jelly Helm",
   "headMystery202207Notes": "Need a hand with your tasks? Will several dozen bioluminescent tentacles do? Confers no benefit. July 2022 Subscriber Item.",
+  "headMystery202208Text": "Perky Ponytail",
+  "headMystery202208Notes": "Enjoy showing off this voluminous hair - it can double as a whip in a pinch! Confers no benefit. August 2022 Subscriber Item.",
+
   "headMystery301404Text": "Fancy Top Hat",
   "headMystery301404Notes": "A fancy top hat for the finest of gentlefolk! January 3015 Subscriber Item. Confers no benefit.",
   "headMystery301405Text": "Basic Top Hat",
@@ -2845,6 +2848,8 @@
   "eyewearMystery202204ANotes": "What's your mood today? Express yourself with these fun screens. Confers no benefit. April 2022 Subscriber Item.",
   "eyewearMystery202204BText": "Virtual Face",
   "eyewearMystery202204BNotes": "What's your mood today? Express yourself with these fun screens. Confers no benefit. April 2022 Subscriber Item.",
+  "eyewearMystery202208Text": "Sparkly Eyes",
+  "eyewearMystery202208Notes": "Lull your enemies into a false sense of security with these terrifyingly cute peepers. Confers no benefit. August 2022 Subscriber Item.",
   "eyewearMystery301404Text": "Eyewear Goggles",
   "eyewearMystery301404Notes": "No eyewear could be fancier than a pair of goggles - except, perhaps, for a monocle. Confers no benefit. April 3015 Subscriber Item.",
   "eyewearMystery301405Text": "Monocle",
diff --git a/website/common/locales/en/subscriber.json b/website/common/locales/en/subscriber.json
index cd2707c74a..808f9bd208 100644
--- a/website/common/locales/en/subscriber.json
+++ b/website/common/locales/en/subscriber.json
@@ -140,6 +140,7 @@
     "mysterySet202205": "Dusk-Winged Dragon Set",
     "mysterySet202206": "Sea Sprite Set",
     "mysterySet202207": "Jammin' Jelly Set",
+    "mysterySet202208": "Perky Ponytail Set",
     "mysterySet301404": "Steampunk Standard Set",
     "mysterySet301405": "Steampunk Accessories Set",
     "mysterySet301703": "Peacock Steampunk Set",
diff --git a/website/common/script/content/gear/sets/mystery.js b/website/common/script/content/gear/sets/mystery.js
index cc3f511b6f..dc8d8f2be7 100644
--- a/website/common/script/content/gear/sets/mystery.js
+++ b/website/common/script/content/gear/sets/mystery.js
@@ -119,6 +119,7 @@ const eyewear = {
   202202: { },
   '202204A': { mystery: '202204' },
   '202204B': { mystery: '202204' },
+  202208: { },
   301404: { },
   301405: { },
   301703: { },
@@ -192,6 +193,7 @@ const head = {
   202202: { },
   202206: { },
   202207: { },
+  202208: { },
   301404: { },
   301405: { },
   301703: { },