feat(content): Guinea Pig quest

website/common/locales/en/content.json

@@ -199,6 +199,10 @@
   "questEggTriceratopsMountText": "Triceratops",
   "questEggTriceratopsAdjective": "a tricky",
 
+  "questEggGuineaPigText": "Guinea Pig",
+  "questEggGuineaPigMountText": "Guinea Pig",
+  "questEggGuineaPigAdjective": "a giddy",
+
   "eggNotes": "Find a hatching potion to pour on this egg, and it will hatch into <%= eggAdjective(locale) %> <%= eggText(locale) %>.",
 
   "hatchingPotionBase": "Base",

website/common/locales/en/questsContent.json

@@ -505,5 +505,12 @@
   "questStoikalmCalamity3Boss": "Icicle Drake Queen",
   "questStoikalmCalamity3DropBlueCottonCandy": "Blue Cotton Candy (Food)",
   "questStoikalmCalamity3DropShield": "Mammoth Rider's Horn (Shield)",
-  "questStoikalmCalamity3DropWeapon": "Mammoth Rider Spear (Weapon)"
+  "questStoikalmCalamity3DropWeapon": "Mammoth Rider Spear (Weapon)",
+
+  "questGuineaPigText": "The Guinea Pig Gang",
+  "questGuineaPigNotes": "You're casually strolling through Habit City's famous Market when @Pandah waves you down. \"Hey, check these out!\" They're holding up a brown and beige egg you don't recognize.<br><br>Alexander the Merchant frowns at it. \"I don't remember putting that out. I wonder where it came--\" A small paw cuts him off.<br><br>\"Guinea all your gold, merchant!\" squeaks a tiny voice brimming with evil.<br><br>\"Oh no, the egg was a distraction!\" @mewrose exclaims. \"It's the gritty, greedy Guinea Pig Gang! They never do their Dailies, so they constantly steal gold to buy health potions.\"<br><br>\"Robbing the Market?\" says @emmavig. \"Not on our watch!\" Without further prompting, you leap to Alexander's aid.",
+  "questGuineaPigCompletion": "\"We submit!\" The Guinea Pig Gang Boss waves his paws at you, fluffy head hanging in shame. From underneath his hat falls a list, and @snazzyorange quickly swipes it for evidence. \"Wait a minute,\" you say. \"It's no wonder you've been getting hurt! You've got way too many Dailies. You don't need health potions -- you just need help organizing.\"<br><br>\"Really?\" squeaks the Guinea Pig Gang Boss. \"We've robbed so many people because of this! Please take our eggs as an apology for our crooked ways.\"",
+  "questGuineaPigBoss": "Guinea Pig Gang",
+  "questGuineaPigDropGuineaPigEgg": "Guinea Pig (Egg)",
+  "questGuineaPigUnlockText": "Unlocks purchasable Guinea Pig eggs in the Market"
 }

website/common/script/content/eggs.js

@@ -264,6 +264,11 @@ let quests = {
     adjective: t('questEggTriceratopsAdjective'),
     canBuy: hasQuestAchievementFunction('triceratops'),
   },
+  GuineaPig: {
+    text: t('questEggGuineaPigText'),
+    adjective: t('questEggGuineaPigAdjective'),
+    canBuy: hasQuestAchievementFunction('guineapig'),
+  },
 };
 
 applyEggDefaults(drops, {

website/common/script/content/index.js

@@ -2922,6 +2922,38 @@ api.quests = {
       exp: 650
     }
   },
+  guineapig: {
+    text: t('questGuineaPigText'),
+    notes: t('questGuineaPigNotes'),
+    completion: t('questGuineaPigCompletion'),
+    value: 4,
+    category: 'pet',
+    boss: {
+      name: t('questGuineaPigBoss'),
+      hp: 400,
+      str: 1.5,
+    },
+    drop: {
+      items: [
+        {
+          type: 'eggs',
+          key: 'GuineaPig',
+          text: t('questGuineaPigDropGuineaPigEgg'),
+        }, {
+          type: 'eggs',
+          key: 'GuineaPig',
+          text: t('questGuineaPigDropGuineaPigEgg'),
+        }, {
+          type: 'eggs',
+          key: 'GuineaPig',
+          text: t('questGuineaPigDropGuineaPigEgg'),
+        },
+      ],
+      gp: 31,
+      exp: 200,
+      unlock: t('questGuineaPigUnlockText'),
+    },
+  },
 };
 
 _.each(api.quests, function(v, key) {

website/views/shared/new-stuff.jade

@@ -1,5 +1,26 @@
-h2 2/14/2017 - HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY! ALSO, BEHIND THE SCENES WITH HABITICA STAFF PETS
+h2 2/16/2017 - NEW PET QUEST AND CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHT
+  span.Mount_Body_GuineaPig-Base.pull-right
+    span.Mount_Head_GuineaPig-Base.pull-right(style='margin:0')
   hr
+  tr
+    td
+      h3 New Pet Quest: Guinea Pigs!
+      p The notorious Guinea Pig Gang is trying to rob <a href='/#/options/inventory/quests'>the Market</a>! Get the latest pet quest, The Guinea Pig Gang, and earn some giddy Guinea Pig pets by completing your real-life tasks.
+      p.small.muted Art by Pandah, mewrose, eyenne, Stefalupagus, and Willow the Witty
+      p.small.muted Writing by Lilith of Alfheim
+  tr
+    td
+      .promo_contrib_spotlight_shanaqui.pull-left.slight-right-margin
+      h3 Contributor Spotlight: Shanaqui
+      p We've posted a new <a href='https://habitica.wordpress.com/2017/02/16/contributor-spotlight-shanaqui/' target='_blank'>Contributor Spotlight</a> on the blog! Check out our latest interview with shanaqui, a Moderator and Challenger, to learn more about how they use Habitica.
+      p.small.muted by shanaqui, Beffymaroo, and Lemoness
+
+if menuItem !== 'oldNews'
+  hr
+  a(href='/static/old-news', target='_blank') Read older news
+
+mixin oldNews
+  h2 2/14/2017 - HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY! ALSO, BEHIND THE SCENES WITH HABITICA STAFF PETS
     tr
       td
         .promo_valentines.center-block
@@ -13,12 +34,6 @@ h2 2/14/2017 - HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY! ALSO, BEHIND THE SCENES WITH HABITICA STAF
         h3 Behind the Scenes: Our Real-Life Pets
         p Although the Habitica staff and mods use pixel pets and mounts to motivate ourselves to complete our tasks, today we wanted to share pictures of the real-world pets that we adore. Come meet them on this month's <a href='https://habitica.wordpress.com/2017/02/14/behind-the-scenes-our-beloved-pets/' target='_blank'>Behind the Scenes blog post!</a>
         p.small.muted by Lemoness and the Habitica Team
-
-if menuItem !== 'oldNews'
-  hr
-  a(href='/static/old-news', target='_blank') Read older news
-
-mixin oldNews
   h2 2/8/2017 - HABITICA BLOG: WIKI AND USE CASE SPOTLIGHTS
     tr
       td