diff --git a/website/common/locales/en/gear.json b/website/common/locales/en/gear.json
index 029df893fe..3663ffd243 100644
--- a/website/common/locales/en/gear.json
+++ b/website/common/locales/en/gear.json
@@ -941,6 +941,8 @@
   "armorMystery201910Notes": "This enigmatic armor will protect you from terrors seen and unseen. Confers no benefit. October 2019 Subscriber Item.",
   "armorMystery202006Text": "Multichrome Merfolk Tail",
   "armorMystery202006Notes": "Even among the brightest corals and anemones, this tail proudly stands out from the crowd! Confers no benefit. June 2020 Subscriber Item.",
+  "armorMystery202007Text": "Outstanding Orca Costume",
+  "armorMystery202007Notes": "Swim, flip, dive, and race with this handsome and powerful tail! Confers no benefit. July 2020 Subscriber Item.",
   "armorMystery301404Text": "Steampunk Suit",
   "armorMystery301404Notes": "Dapper and dashing, wot! Confers no benefit. February 3015 Subscriber Item.",
   "armorMystery301703Text": "Steampunk Peacock Gown",
@@ -1532,6 +1534,8 @@
   "headMystery202003Notes": "Be careful, this helm is sharp in more ways than one! Confers no benefit. March 2020 Subscriber Item.",
   "headMystery202006Text": "Sugilite Circlet",
   "headMystery202006Notes": "The positive energy of these radiant purple stones will draw the sea's friendliest creatures to your side. Confers no benefit. June 2020 Subscriber Item.",
+  "headMystery202007Text": "Outstanding Orca Helm",
+  "headMystery202007Notes": "This helm will tune you in to the complex and beautiful songs of your fellow cetaceans. Confers no benefit. July 2020 Subscriber Item.",
   "headMystery301404Text": "Fancy Top Hat",
   "headMystery301404Notes": "A fancy top hat for the finest of gentlefolk! January 3015 Subscriber Item. Confers no benefit.",
   "headMystery301405Text": "Basic Top Hat",
diff --git a/website/common/locales/en/subscriber.json b/website/common/locales/en/subscriber.json
index a28b23650d..5f5a8e2d59 100644
--- a/website/common/locales/en/subscriber.json
+++ b/website/common/locales/en/subscriber.json
@@ -174,6 +174,7 @@
     "mysterySet202004": "Mighty Monarch Set",
     "mysterySet202005": "Wondrous Wyvern Set",
     "mysterySet202006": "Multichrome Merfolk Set",
+    "mysterySet202007": "Outstanding Orca Set",
     "mysterySet301404": "Steampunk Standard Set",
     "mysterySet301405": "Steampunk Accessories Set",
     "mysterySet301703": "Peacock Steampunk Set",
diff --git a/website/common/script/content/gear/sets/mystery.js b/website/common/script/content/gear/sets/mystery.js
index 4f564766b5..7da55eb311 100644
--- a/website/common/script/content/gear/sets/mystery.js
+++ b/website/common/script/content/gear/sets/mystery.js
@@ -1,1055 +1,224 @@
+import defaults from 'lodash/defaults';
+import forEach from 'lodash/forEach';
 import t from '../../translation';
 
 const armor = {
-  201402: {
-    text: t('armorMystery201402Text'),
-    notes: t('armorMystery201402Notes'),
-    mystery: '201402',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201403: {
-    text: t('armorMystery201403Text'),
-    notes: t('armorMystery201403Notes'),
-    mystery: '201403',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201405: {
-    text: t('armorMystery201405Text'),
-    notes: t('armorMystery201405Notes'),
-    mystery: '201405',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201406: {
-    text: t('armorMystery201406Text'),
-    notes: t('armorMystery201406Notes'),
-    mystery: '201406',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201407: {
-    text: t('armorMystery201407Text'),
-    notes: t('armorMystery201407Notes'),
-    mystery: '201407',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201408: {
-    text: t('armorMystery201408Text'),
-    notes: t('armorMystery201408Notes'),
-    mystery: '201408',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201409: {
-    text: t('armorMystery201409Text'),
-    notes: t('armorMystery201409Notes'),
-    mystery: '201409',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201410: {
-    text: t('armorMystery201410Text'),
-    notes: t('armorMystery201410Notes'),
-    mystery: '201410',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201412: {
-    text: t('armorMystery201412Text'),
-    notes: t('armorMystery201412Notes'),
-    mystery: '201412',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201501: {
-    text: t('armorMystery201501Text'),
-    notes: t('armorMystery201501Notes'),
-    mystery: '201501',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201503: {
-    text: t('armorMystery201503Text'),
-    notes: t('armorMystery201503Notes'),
-    mystery: '201503',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201504: {
-    text: t('armorMystery201504Text'),
-    notes: t('armorMystery201504Notes'),
-    mystery: '201504',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201506: {
-    text: t('armorMystery201506Text'),
-    notes: t('armorMystery201506Notes'),
-    mystery: '201506',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201508: {
-    text: t('armorMystery201508Text'),
-    notes: t('armorMystery201508Notes'),
-    mystery: '201508',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201509: {
-    text: t('armorMystery201509Text'),
-    notes: t('armorMystery201509Notes'),
-    mystery: '201509',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201511: {
-    text: t('armorMystery201511Text'),
-    notes: t('armorMystery201511Notes'),
-    mystery: '201511',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201512: {
-    text: t('armorMystery201512Text'),
-    notes: t('armorMystery201512Notes'),
-    mystery: '201512',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201603: {
-    text: t('armorMystery201603Text'),
-    notes: t('armorMystery201603Notes'),
-    mystery: '201603',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201604: {
-    text: t('armorMystery201604Text'),
-    notes: t('armorMystery201604Notes'),
-    mystery: '201604',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201605: {
-    text: t('armorMystery201605Text'),
-    notes: t('armorMystery201605Notes'),
-    mystery: '201605',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201606: {
-    text: t('armorMystery201606Text'),
-    notes: t('armorMystery201606Notes'),
-    mystery: '201606',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201607: {
-    text: t('armorMystery201607Text'),
-    notes: t('armorMystery201607Notes'),
-    mystery: '201607',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201609: {
-    text: t('armorMystery201609Text'),
-    notes: t('armorMystery201609Notes'),
-    mystery: '201609',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201610: {
-    text: t('armorMystery201610Text'),
-    notes: t('armorMystery201610Notes'),
-    mystery: '201610',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201612: {
-    text: t('armorMystery201612Text'),
-    notes: t('armorMystery201612Notes'),
-    mystery: '201612',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201703: {
-    text: t('armorMystery201703Text'),
-    notes: t('armorMystery201703Notes'),
-    mystery: '201703',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201704: {
-    text: t('armorMystery201704Text'),
-    notes: t('armorMystery201704Notes'),
-    mystery: '201704',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201707: {
-    text: t('armorMystery201707Text'),
-    notes: t('armorMystery201707Notes'),
-    mystery: '201707',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201710: {
-    text: t('armorMystery201710Text'),
-    notes: t('armorMystery201710Notes'),
-    mystery: '201710',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201711: {
-    text: t('armorMystery201711Text'),
-    notes: t('armorMystery201711Notes'),
-    mystery: '201711',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201712: {
-    text: t('armorMystery201712Text'),
-    notes: t('armorMystery201712Notes'),
-    mystery: '201712',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201802: {
-    text: t('armorMystery201802Text'),
-    notes: t('armorMystery201802Notes'),
-    mystery: '201802',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201806: {
-    text: t('armorMystery201806Text'),
-    notes: t('armorMystery201806Notes'),
-    mystery: '201806',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201807: {
-    text: t('armorMystery201807Text'),
-    notes: t('armorMystery201807Notes'),
-    mystery: '201807',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201808: {
-    text: t('armorMystery201808Text'),
-    notes: t('armorMystery201808Notes'),
-    mystery: '201808',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201809: {
-    text: t('armorMystery201809Text'),
-    notes: t('armorMystery201809Notes'),
-    mystery: '201809',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201810: {
-    text: t('armorMystery201810Text'),
-    notes: t('armorMystery201810Notes'),
-    mystery: '201810',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201903: {
-    text: t('armorMystery201903Text'),
-    notes: t('armorMystery201903Notes'),
-    mystery: '201903',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201904: {
-    text: t('armorMystery201904Text'),
-    notes: t('armorMystery201904Notes'),
-    mystery: '201904',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201906: {
-    text: t('armorMystery201906Text'),
-    notes: t('armorMystery201906Notes'),
-    mystery: '201906',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201907: {
-    text: t('armorMystery201907Text'),
-    notes: t('armorMystery201907Notes'),
-    mystery: '201907',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201908: {
-    text: t('armorMystery201908Text'),
-    notes: t('armorMystery201908Notes'),
-    mystery: '201908',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201909: {
-    text: t('armorMystery201909Text'),
-    notes: t('armorMystery201909Notes'),
-    mystery: '201909',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201910: {
-    text: t('armorMystery201910Text'),
-    notes: t('armorMystery201910Notes'),
-    mystery: '201910',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  202006: {
-    text: t('armorMystery202006Text'),
-    notes: t('armorMystery202006Notes'),
-    mystery: '202006',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  301404: {
-    text: t('armorMystery301404Text'),
-    notes: t('armorMystery301404Notes'),
-    mystery: '301404',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  301703: {
-    text: t('armorMystery301703Text'),
-    notes: t('armorMystery301703Notes'),
-    mystery: '301703',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  301704: {
-    text: t('armorMystery301704Text'),
-    notes: t('armorMystery301704Notes'),
-    mystery: '301704',
-    value: 0,
-  },
+  201402: { },
+  201403: { },
+  201405: { },
+  201406: { },
+  201407: { },
+  201408: { },
+  201409: { },
+  201410: { },
+  201412: { },
+  201501: { },
+  201503: { },
+  201504: { },
+  201506: { },
+  201508: { },
+  201509: { },
+  201511: { },
+  201512: { },
+  201603: { },
+  201604: { },
+  201605: { },
+  201606: { },
+  201607: { },
+  201609: { },
+  201610: { },
+  201612: { },
+  201703: { },
+  201704: { },
+  201707: { },
+  201710: { },
+  201711: { },
+  201712: { },
+  201802: { },
+  201806: { },
+  201807: { },
+  201808: { },
+  201809: { },
+  201810: { },
+  201903: { },
+  201904: { },
+  201906: { },
+  201907: { },
+  201908: { },
+  201909: { },
+  201910: { },
+  202006: { },
+  202007: { },
+  301404: { },
+  301703: { },
+  301704: { },
 };
 
 const back = {
-  201402: {
-    text: t('backMystery201402Text'),
-    notes: t('backMystery201402Notes'),
-    mystery: '201402',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201404: {
-    text: t('backMystery201404Text'),
-    notes: t('backMystery201404Notes'),
-    mystery: '201404',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201410: {
-    text: t('backMystery201410Text'),
-    notes: t('backMystery201410Notes'),
-    mystery: '201410',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201504: {
-    text: t('backMystery201504Text'),
-    notes: t('backMystery201504Notes'),
-    mystery: '201504',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201507: {
-    text: t('backMystery201507Text'),
-    notes: t('backMystery201507Notes'),
-    mystery: '201507',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201510: {
-    text: t('backMystery201510Text'),
-    notes: t('backMystery201510Notes'),
-    mystery: '201510',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201602: {
-    text: t('backMystery201602Text'),
-    notes: t('backMystery201602Notes'),
-    mystery: '201602',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201608: {
-    text: t('backMystery201608Text'),
-    notes: t('backMystery201608Notes'),
-    mystery: '201608',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201702: {
-    text: t('backMystery201702Text'),
-    notes: t('backMystery201702Notes'),
-    mystery: '201702',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201704: {
-    text: t('backMystery201704Text'),
-    notes: t('backMystery201704Notes'),
-    mystery: '201704',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201706: {
-    text: t('backMystery201706Text'),
-    notes: t('backMystery201706Notes'),
-    mystery: '201706',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201709: {
-    text: t('backMystery201709Text'),
-    notes: t('backMystery201709Notes'),
-    mystery: '201709',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201801: {
-    text: t('backMystery201801Text'),
-    notes: t('backMystery201801Notes'),
-    mystery: '201801',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201803: {
-    text: t('backMystery201803Text'),
-    notes: t('backMystery201803Notes'),
-    mystery: '201803',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201804: {
-    text: t('backMystery201804Text'),
-    notes: t('backMystery201804Notes'),
-    mystery: '201804',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201805: {
-    text: t('backMystery201805Text'),
-    notes: t('backMystery201805Notes'),
-    mystery: '201805',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201812: {
-    text: t('backMystery201812Text'),
-    notes: t('backMystery201812Notes'),
-    mystery: '201812',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201905: {
-    text: t('backMystery201905Text'),
-    notes: t('backMystery201905Notes'),
-    mystery: '201905',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201912: {
-    text: t('backMystery201912Text'),
-    notes: t('backMystery201912Notes'),
-    mystery: '201912',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  202001: {
-    text: t('backMystery202001Text'),
-    notes: t('backMystery202001Notes'),
-    mystery: '202001',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  202004: {
-    text: t('backMystery202004Text'),
-    notes: t('backMystery202004Notes'),
-    mystery: '202004',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  202005: {
-    text: t('backMystery202005Text'),
-    notes: t('backMystery202005Notes'),
-    mystery: '202005',
-    value: 0,
-  },
+  201402: { },
+  201404: { },
+  201410: { },
+  201504: { },
+  201507: { },
+  201510: { },
+  201602: { },
+  201608: { },
+  201702: { },
+  201704: { },
+  201706: { },
+  201709: { },
+  201801: { },
+  201803: { },
+  201804: { },
+  201805: { },
+  201812: { },
+  201905: { },
+  201912: { },
+  202001: { },
+  202004: { },
+  202005: { },
 };
 
 const body = {
-  201705: {
-    text: t('bodyMystery201705Text'),
-    notes: t('bodyMystery201705Notes'),
-    mystery: '201705',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201706: {
-    text: t('bodyMystery201706Text'),
-    notes: t('bodyMystery201706Notes'),
-    mystery: '201706',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201711: {
-    text: t('bodyMystery201711Text'),
-    notes: t('bodyMystery201711Notes'),
-    mystery: '201711',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201901: {
-    text: t('bodyMystery201901Text'),
-    notes: t('bodyMystery201901Notes'),
-    mystery: '201901',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  202002: {
-    text: t('bodyMystery202002Text'),
-    notes: t('bodyMystery202002Notes'),
-    mystery: '202002',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  202003: {
-    text: t('bodyMystery202003Text'),
-    notes: t('bodyMystery202003Notes'),
-    mystery: '202003',
-    value: 0,
-  },
+  201705: { },
+  201706: { },
+  201711: { },
+  201901: { },
+  202002: { },
+  202003: { },
 };
 
 const eyewear = {
-  201503: {
-    text: t('eyewearMystery201503Text'),
-    notes: t('eyewearMystery201503Notes'),
-    mystery: '201503',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201506: {
-    text: t('eyewearMystery201506Text'),
-    notes: t('eyewearMystery201506Notes'),
-    mystery: '201506',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201507: {
-    text: t('eyewearMystery201507Text'),
-    notes: t('eyewearMystery201507Notes'),
-    mystery: '201507',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201701: {
-    text: t('eyewearMystery201701Text'),
-    notes: t('eyewearMystery201701Notes'),
-    mystery: '201701',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201902: {
-    text: t('eyewearMystery201902Text'),
-    notes: t('eyewearMystery201902Notes'),
-    mystery: '201902',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201907: {
-    text: t('eyewearMystery201907Text'),
-    notes: t('eyewearMystery201907Notes'),
-    mystery: '201907',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  301404: {
-    text: t('eyewearMystery301404Text'),
-    notes: t('eyewearMystery301404Notes'),
-    mystery: '301404',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  301405: {
-    text: t('eyewearMystery301405Text'),
-    notes: t('eyewearMystery301405Notes'),
-    mystery: '301405',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  301703: {
-    text: t('eyewearMystery301703Text'),
-    notes: t('eyewearMystery301703Notes'),
-    mystery: '301703',
-    value: 0,
-  },
+  201503: { },
+  201506: { },
+  201507: { },
+  201701: { },
+  201902: { },
+  201907: { },
+  301404: { },
+  301405: { },
+  301703: { },
 };
 
 const head = {
-  201402: {
-    text: t('headMystery201402Text'),
-    notes: t('headMystery201402Notes'),
-    mystery: '201402',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201405: {
-    text: t('headMystery201405Text'),
-    notes: t('headMystery201405Notes'),
-    mystery: '201405',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201406: {
-    text: t('headMystery201406Text'),
-    notes: t('headMystery201406Notes'),
-    mystery: '201406',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201407: {
-    text: t('headMystery201407Text'),
-    notes: t('headMystery201407Notes'),
-    mystery: '201407',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201408: {
-    text: t('headMystery201408Text'),
-    notes: t('headMystery201408Notes'),
-    mystery: '201408',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201411: {
-    text: t('headMystery201411Text'),
-    notes: t('headMystery201411Notes'),
-    mystery: '201411',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201412: {
-    text: t('headMystery201412Text'),
-    notes: t('headMystery201412Notes'),
-    mystery: '201412',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201501: {
-    text: t('headMystery201501Text'),
-    notes: t('headMystery201501Notes'),
-    mystery: '201501',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201505: {
-    text: t('headMystery201505Text'),
-    notes: t('headMystery201505Notes'),
-    mystery: '201505',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201508: {
-    text: t('headMystery201508Text'),
-    notes: t('headMystery201508Notes'),
-    mystery: '201508',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201509: {
-    text: t('headMystery201509Text'),
-    notes: t('headMystery201509Notes'),
-    mystery: '201509',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201511: {
-    text: t('headMystery201511Text'),
-    notes: t('headMystery201511Notes'),
-    mystery: '201511',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201512: {
-    text: t('headMystery201512Text'),
-    notes: t('headMystery201512Notes'),
-    mystery: '201512',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201601: {
-    text: t('headMystery201601Text'),
-    notes: t('headMystery201601Notes'),
-    mystery: '201601',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201602: {
-    text: t('headMystery201602Text'),
-    notes: t('headMystery201602Notes'),
-    mystery: '201602',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201603: {
-    text: t('headMystery201603Text'),
-    notes: t('headMystery201603Notes'),
-    mystery: '201603',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201604: {
-    text: t('headMystery201604Text'),
-    notes: t('headMystery201604Notes'),
-    mystery: '201604',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201605: {
-    text: t('headMystery201605Text'),
-    notes: t('headMystery201605Notes'),
-    mystery: '201605',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201606: {
-    text: t('headMystery201606Text'),
-    notes: t('headMystery201606Notes'),
-    mystery: '201606',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201607: {
-    text: t('headMystery201607Text'),
-    notes: t('headMystery201607Notes'),
-    mystery: '201607',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201608: {
-    text: t('headMystery201608Text'),
-    notes: t('headMystery201608Notes'),
-    mystery: '201608',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201609: {
-    text: t('headMystery201609Text'),
-    notes: t('headMystery201609Notes'),
-    mystery: '201609',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201610: {
-    text: t('headMystery201610Text'),
-    notes: t('headMystery201610Notes'),
-    mystery: '201610',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201611: {
-    text: t('headMystery201611Text'),
-    notes: t('headMystery201611Notes'),
-    mystery: '201611',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201612: {
-    text: t('headMystery201612Text'),
-    notes: t('headMystery201612Notes'),
-    mystery: '201612',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201702: {
-    text: t('headMystery201702Text'),
-    notes: t('headMystery201702Notes'),
-    mystery: '201702',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201703: {
-    text: t('headMystery201703Text'),
-    notes: t('headMystery201703Notes'),
-    mystery: '201703',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201705: {
-    text: t('headMystery201705Text'),
-    notes: t('headMystery201705Notes'),
-    mystery: '201705',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201707: {
-    text: t('headMystery201707Text'),
-    notes: t('headMystery201707Notes'),
-    mystery: '201707',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201710: {
-    text: t('headMystery201710Text'),
-    notes: t('headMystery201710Notes'),
-    mystery: '201710',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201712: {
-    text: t('headMystery201712Text'),
-    notes: t('headMystery201712Notes'),
-    mystery: '201712',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201802: {
-    text: t('headMystery201802Text'),
-    notes: t('headMystery201802Notes'),
-    mystery: '201802',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201803: {
-    text: t('headMystery201803Text'),
-    notes: t('headMystery201803Notes'),
-    mystery: '201803',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201805: {
-    text: t('headMystery201805Text'),
-    notes: t('headMystery201805Notes'),
-    mystery: '201805',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201806: {
-    text: t('headMystery201806Text'),
-    notes: t('headMystery201806Notes'),
-    mystery: '201806',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201807: {
-    text: t('headMystery201807Text'),
-    notes: t('headMystery201807Notes'),
-    mystery: '201807',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201808: {
-    text: t('headMystery201808Text'),
-    notes: t('headMystery201808Notes'),
-    mystery: '201808',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201809: {
-    text: t('headMystery201809Text'),
-    notes: t('headMystery201809Notes'),
-    mystery: '201809',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201810: {
-    text: t('headMystery201810Text'),
-    notes: t('headMystery201810Notes'),
-    mystery: '201810',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201811: {
-    text: t('headMystery201811Text'),
-    notes: t('headMystery201811Notes'),
-    mystery: '201811',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201901: {
-    text: t('headMystery201901Text'),
-    notes: t('headMystery201901Notes'),
-    mystery: '201901',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201903: {
-    text: t('headMystery201903Text'),
-    notes: t('headMystery201903Notes'),
-    mystery: '201903',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201904: {
-    text: t('headMystery201904Text'),
-    notes: t('headMystery201904Notes'),
-    mystery: '201904',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201907: {
-    text: t('headMystery201907Text'),
-    notes: t('headMystery201907Notes'),
-    mystery: '201907',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201909: {
-    text: t('headMystery201909Text'),
-    notes: t('headMystery201909Notes'),
-    mystery: '201909',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201910: {
-    text: t('headMystery201910Text'),
-    notes: t('headMystery201910Notes'),
-    mystery: '201910',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201911: {
-    text: t('headMystery201911Text'),
-    notes: t('headMystery201911Notes'),
-    mystery: '201911',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201912: {
-    text: t('headMystery201912Text'),
-    notes: t('headMystery201912Notes'),
-    mystery: '201912',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  202001: {
-    text: t('headMystery202001Text'),
-    notes: t('headMystery202001Notes'),
-    mystery: '202001',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  202003: {
-    text: t('headMystery202003Text'),
-    notes: t('headMystery202003Notes'),
-    mystery: '202003',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  202006: {
-    text: t('headMystery202006Text'),
-    notes: t('headMystery202006Notes'),
-    mystery: '202006',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  301404: {
-    text: t('headMystery301404Text'),
-    notes: t('headMystery301404Notes'),
-    mystery: '301404',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  301405: {
-    text: t('headMystery301405Text'),
-    notes: t('headMystery301405Notes'),
-    mystery: '301405',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  301703: {
-    text: t('headMystery301703Text'),
-    notes: t('headMystery301703Notes'),
-    mystery: '301703',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  301704: {
-    text: t('headMystery301704Text'),
-    notes: t('headMystery301704Notes'),
-    mystery: '301704',
-    value: 0,
-  },
+  201402: { },
+  201405: { },
+  201406: { },
+  201407: { },
+  201408: { },
+  201411: { },
+  201412: { },
+  201501: { },
+  201505: { },
+  201508: { },
+  201509: { },
+  201511: { },
+  201512: { },
+  201601: { },
+  201602: { },
+  201603: { },
+  201604: { },
+  201605: { },
+  201606: { },
+  201607: { },
+  201608: { },
+  201609: { },
+  201610: { },
+  201611: { },
+  201612: { },
+  201702: { },
+  201703: { },
+  201705: { },
+  201707: { },
+  201710: { },
+  201712: { },
+  201802: { },
+  201803: { },
+  201805: { },
+  201806: { },
+  201807: { },
+  201808: { },
+  201809: { },
+  201810: { },
+  201811: { },
+  201901: { },
+  201903: { },
+  201904: { },
+  201907: { },
+  201909: { },
+  201910: { },
+  201911: { },
+  201912: { },
+  202001: { },
+  202003: { },
+  202006: { },
+  202007: { },
+  301404: { },
+  301405: { },
+  301703: { },
+  301704: { },
 };
 
 const headAccessory = {
-  201403: {
-    text: t('headAccessoryMystery201403Text'),
-    notes: t('headAccessoryMystery201403Notes'),
-    mystery: '201403',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201404: {
-    text: t('headAccessoryMystery201404Text'),
-    notes: t('headAccessoryMystery201404Notes'),
-    mystery: '201404',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201409: {
-    text: t('headAccessoryMystery201409Text'),
-    notes: t('headAccessoryMystery201409Notes'),
-    mystery: '201409',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201502: {
-    text: t('headAccessoryMystery201502Text'),
-    notes: t('headAccessoryMystery201502Notes'),
-    mystery: '201502',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201510: {
-    text: t('headAccessoryMystery201510Text'),
-    notes: t('headAccessoryMystery201510Notes'),
-    mystery: '201510',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201801: {
-    text: t('headAccessoryMystery201801Text'),
-    notes: t('headAccessoryMystery201801Notes'),
-    mystery: '201801',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201804: {
-    text: t('headAccessoryMystery201804Text'),
-    notes: t('headAccessoryMystery201804Notes'),
-    mystery: '201804',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201812: {
-    text: t('headAccessoryMystery201812Text'),
-    notes: t('headAccessoryMystery201812Notes'),
-    mystery: '201812',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201905: {
-    text: t('headAccessoryMystery201905Text'),
-    notes: t('headAccessoryMystery201905Notes'),
-    mystery: '201905',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201906: {
-    text: t('headAccessoryMystery201906Text'),
-    notes: t('headAccessoryMystery201906Notes'),
-    mystery: '201906',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201908: {
-    text: t('headAccessoryMystery201908Text'),
-    notes: t('headAccessoryMystery201908Notes'),
-    mystery: '201908',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  202004: {
-    text: t('headAccessoryMystery202004Text'),
-    notes: t('headAccessoryMystery202004Notes'),
-    mystery: '202004',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  202005: {
-    text: t('headAccessoryMystery202005Text'),
-    notes: t('headAccessoryMystery202005Notes'),
-    mystery: '202005',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  301405: {
-    text: t('headAccessoryMystery301405Text'),
-    notes: t('headAccessoryMystery301405Notes'),
-    mystery: '301405',
-    value: 0,
-  },
+  201403: { },
+  201404: { },
+  201409: { },
+  201502: { },
+  201510: { },
+  201801: { },
+  201804: { },
+  201812: { },
+  201905: { },
+  201906: { },
+  201908: { },
+  202004: { },
+  202005: { },
+  301405: { },
 };
 
 const shield = {
-  201601: {
-    text: t('shieldMystery201601Text'),
-    notes: t('shieldMystery201601Notes'),
-    mystery: '201601',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201701: {
-    text: t('shieldMystery201701Text'),
-    notes: t('shieldMystery201701Notes'),
-    mystery: '201701',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201708: {
-    text: t('shieldMystery201708Text'),
-    notes: t('shieldMystery201708Notes'),
-    mystery: '201708',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201709: {
-    text: t('shieldMystery201709Text'),
-    notes: t('shieldMystery201709Notes'),
-    mystery: '201709',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201802: {
-    text: t('shieldMystery201802Text'),
-    notes: t('shieldMystery201802Notes'),
-    mystery: '201802',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201902: {
-    text: t('shieldMystery201902Text'),
-    notes: t('shieldMystery201902Notes'),
-    mystery: '201902',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  301405: {
-    text: t('shieldMystery301405Text'),
-    notes: t('shieldMystery301405Notes'),
-    mystery: '301405',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  301704: {
-    text: t('shieldMystery301704Text'),
-    notes: t('shieldMystery301704Notes'),
-    mystery: '301704',
-    value: 0,
-  },
+  201601: { },
+  201701: { },
+  201708: { },
+  201709: { },
+  201802: { },
+  201902: { },
+  301405: { },
+  301704: { },
 };
 
 const weapon = {
-  201411: {
-    text: t('weaponMystery201411Text'),
-    notes: t('weaponMystery201411Notes'),
-    mystery: '201411',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201502: {
-    text: t('weaponMystery201502Text'),
-    notes: t('weaponMystery201502Notes'),
-    mystery: '201502',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201505: {
-    text: t('weaponMystery201505Text'),
-    notes: t('weaponMystery201505Notes'),
-    mystery: '201505',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201611: {
-    text: t('weaponMystery201611Text'),
-    notes: t('weaponMystery201611Notes'),
-    mystery: '201611',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201708: {
-    text: t('weaponMystery201708Text'),
-    notes: t('weaponMystery201708Notes'),
-    mystery: '201708',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201811: {
-    text: t('weaponMystery201811Text'),
-    notes: t('weaponMystery201811Notes'),
-    mystery: '201811',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  201911: {
-    text: t('weaponMystery201911Text'),
-    notes: t('weaponMystery201911Notes'),
-    mystery: '201911',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  202002: {
-    text: t('weaponMystery202002Text'),
-    notes: t('weaponMystery202002Notes'),
-    mystery: '202002',
-    value: 0,
-  },
-  301404: {
-    text: t('weaponMystery301404Text'),
-    notes: t('weaponMystery301404Notes'),
-    mystery: '301404',
-    value: 0,
-  },
+  201411: { },
+  201502: { },
+  201505: { },
+  201611: { },
+  201708: { },
+  201811: { },
+  201911: { },
+  202002: { },
+  301404: { },
 };
 
+forEach({
+  armor,
+  back,
+  body,
+  eyewear,
+  head,
+  headAccessory,
+  shield,
+  weapon,
+}, (gearType, typeKey) => {
+  forEach(gearType, (gearItem, itemKey) => {
+    defaults(gearItem, {
+      text: (t(`${typeKey}Mystery${itemKey}Text`)),
+      notes: (t(`${typeKey}Mystery${itemKey}Notes`)),
+      mystery: itemKey,
+      value: 0,
+    });
+  });
+});
+
 export {
   armor,
   back,
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diff --git a/website/server/controllers/api-v3/news.js b/website/server/controllers/api-v3/news.js
index 2d954f3e41..dfd5232f7d 100644
--- a/website/server/controllers/api-v3/news.js
+++ b/website/server/controllers/api-v3/news.js
@@ -4,7 +4,7 @@ const api = {};
 
 // @TODO export this const, cannot export it from here because only routes are exported from
 // controllers
-const LAST_ANNOUNCEMENT_TITLE = 'BLOG POSTS: GUILD AND USE CASE SPOTLIGHTS';
+const LAST_ANNOUNCEMENT_TITLE = 'LAST CHANCE FOR MULTICHROME MERFOLK SET!';
 const worldDmg = { // @TODO
   bailey: false,
 };
@@ -31,41 +31,19 @@ api.getNews = {
           <div class="mr-3 ${baileyClass}"></div>
           <div class="media-body">
             <h1 class="align-self-center">${res.t('newStuff')}</h1>
-            <h2>6/25/2020 - ${LAST_ANNOUNCEMENT_TITLE}</h2>
+            <h2>6/29/2020 - ${LAST_ANNOUNCEMENT_TITLE}</h2>
           </div>
         </div>
         <hr/>
-        <div class="scene_nakonana center-block"></div>
-        <h3>Guild Spotlight: Nakonana's Favorites</h3>
+        <div class="promo_mystery_202006 center-block"></div>
         <p>
-          For this year's Guild Spotlight series, we're highlighting some favorites from Habitica's
-          staff, moderators, and some high-level contributors!
+          Reminder: this is the last day to receive the Multichrome Merfolk Set when you <a
+          href='/user/settings/subscription'>sign up for a new Habitica subscription</a>!
+          Subscribing also lets you buy Gems with Gold. The longer your subscription, the more Gems
+          you can get!
         </p>
-        <p>
-          This month we're sharing <a
-          href='https://habitica.wordpress.com/2020/06/25/guild-spotlights-our-favourites-5/'
-          target='_blank'>picks from socialite and translator Nakonana</a>! If you want to curate
-          your Habitica experience and join active, positive Guilds, this is a great way to pick up
-          some new ideas for Guilds to join.
-        </p>
-        <div class="small mb-3">by shanaqui</div>
-        <div class="scene_strength center-block"></div>
-        <h3>Use Case Spotlight: Adapting to Life Changes</h3>
-        <p>
-          This month's <a href='https://habitica.wordpress.com/2020/06/25/use-case-spotlight-adapting-to-life-changes/'
-          target='_blank'>Use Case Spotlight</a> is about Adapting to Life Changes! It features a
-          number of great suggestions submitted by Habiticans in the <a
-          href='/groups/guild/1d3a10bf-60aa-4806-a38b-82d1084a59e6'>Use Case Spotlights Guild</a>.
-          We hope it helps any of you who might be facing changes in your routine.
-        </p>
-        <p>
-          Plus, we're collecting user submissions for the next spotlight! How do you use Challenges
-          to enhance your Habitica experience? We’ll be featuring player-submitted examples in Use
-          Case Spotlights on the Habitica Blog next month, so post your suggestions in the Use Case
-          Spotlight Guild now. We look forward to learning more about how you use Habitica to
-          improve your life and get things done!
-        </p>
-        <div class="small mb-3">by shanaqui</div>
+        <p>Thanks so much for your support! You help keep Habitica running.</p>
+        <div class="small mb-3">by Beffymaroo</div>
       </div>
       `,
     });