feat(event): Turkey Day 2017

and (content) November Subscriber Items

website/client/components/static/newStuff.vue

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         h1.align-self-center(v-markdown='$t("newStuff")')
-    h2 11/14/2017 - NEW PET QUEST, BEHIND THE SCENES, AND FEATURED WIKI ARTICLE
+    h2 11/17/2017 - THANKSGIVING IN HABITICA, NOVEMBER SUBSCRIBER ITEMS, AND ANDROID UPDATE
     hr
-    h3 New Pet Quest: A Tangled Yarn
-    p(v-markdown='"Wayward yarn from unfinished craft projects is spreading confusion through the Taskan countryside! Can you wrap up this tangled mess? Get the latest pet quest, [A Tangled Yarn](/shops/quests), and earn some woolen Yarn pets by completing your real-life tasks."')
+    .media
+      .promo_turkey_day_2017.right-margin
+      .media-body.d-flex.align-self-center.flex-column
+        h3 Happy Thanksgiving!
+        p It's Thanksgiving in Habitica! On this day Habiticans celebrate by spending time with loved ones, giving thanks, and riding their glorious turkeys into the magnificent sunset. Some of the NPCs are celebrating the occasion!
+        h3 Turkey Pets, Mounts, and Costume!
+        p For the occasion, all Habiticans have received Turkey-themed items! What items? It all depends on how many Habitica Thanksgivings you've celebrated with us. Each Thanksgiving, you'll get a new and exciting Turkey pet, mount, or gear set! Check your Stable and your pinned Rewards to see what you got!
+        p Thank you for using Habitica - we really love you all <3
+        .small by Lemoness
     .media
       .media-body
-        .small by SabreCat, Faelwyn the Rising Phoenix, Bartelmy, Arcosine, stefalupagus, khdarkwolf, JinjooHat, basekick, Hacheiseiko, TheMushroomKing and Vampitch
-        h3 Behind the Scenes: Tips for Burnout Prevention and Recovery from the Habitica Team!
-        p(v-markdown='"There\'s a new [Behind the Scenes post](https://habitica.wordpress.com/2017/11/14/behind-the-scenes-tips-for-burnout-prevention-and-recovery-from-the-habitica-team/) on the Habitica blog in which the team shares their tips for preventing burnout and bouncing back when it happens! Check it out for great ideas for self-care and recuperation!"')
-        .small by Beffymaroo
-      .quest_burnout
-    .media
-      .scene_habit_cycle
-      .media-body
-        h3 Blog Post: The Habit Loop
-        p(v-markdown='"This month\'s [featured Wiki article](https://habitica.wordpress.com/2017/11/08/the-habit-loop/) is about The Habit Loop! We hope that it will help you as you work on building better, stronger, and healthier Habits. Be sure to check it out, and let us know what you think by reaching out on [Twitter](https://twitter.com/habitica), [Tumblr](http://blog.habitrpg.com/), and [Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/Habitica/)."')
-        .small by Beffymaroo and the Wiki Wizards
+        h3 November Subscriber Items Revealed!
+        p(v-markdown='"The November Subscriber Items have been revealed: the [Carpet Rider Item Set](https://habitica.com/user/settings/subscription)! You have until November 30 to receive the item set when you subscribe. If you\'re already an active subscriber, reload the site and then head to Inventory > Items to claim your gear!"')
+        p Subscribers also receive the ability to buy gems for gold -- the longer you subscribe, the more gems you can buy per month! There are other perks as well, such as longer access to uncompressed data and a cute Jackalope pet. Best of all, subscriptions let us keep Habitica running. Thank you very much for your support -- it means a lot to us.
+        .small by Lemoness
+      .promo_mystery_201711.left-margin
+    h3 Android App Update
+    p There’s an exciting new update to our Android app!
+    ul
+      li We’ve smashed some pesky bugs, including the issue with task reordering!
+      li You can now view and assign attribute points (or choose auto-allocation)!
+      li We’ve added Equipment to the Market, plus the ability to change your login name and email, reset or delete your account, make changes to your profile, and access Fix Character Values.
+      li You can also request a password reset from the login screen!
+    p We hope this makes your Habitica experience even better. Be sure to download the update now for a better Habitica experience!
+    p If you like the improvements that we’ve been making to our app, please consider reviewing this new version. It really helps us out!
+    .small by Viirus and piyorii
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