diff --git a/website/client/src/components/shops/timeTravelers/index.vue b/website/client/src/components/shops/timeTravelers/index.vue
index ef6646860c..58b90322d7 100644
--- a/website/client/src/components/shops/timeTravelers/index.vue
+++ b/website/client/src/components/shops/timeTravelers/index.vue
@@ -424,7 +424,6 @@ export default {
         this.$root.$emit('buyModal::hidden', this.selectedItemToBuy.key);
       }
     });
-    console.log('setting current event');
     this.currentEvent = _find(this.currentEventList, event => Boolean(['winter', 'spring', 'summer', 'fall'].includes(event.season)));
   },
   beforeDestroy () {
diff --git a/website/client/src/main.js b/website/client/src/main.js
index 929d636a6e..ddf86c80a6 100644
--- a/website/client/src/main.js
+++ b/website/client/src/main.js
@@ -40,14 +40,12 @@ if (process.env.ENABLE_TIME_TRAVEL) {
     const sinon = await import('sinon');
     const axios = await import('axios');
     const response = await axios.get('/api/v4/debug/time-travel-time');
-    console.log(response.data.data.time);
     const time = new Date(response.data.data.time);
     Vue.config.clock = sinon.useFakeTimers({
       now: time,
       shouldAdvanceTime: true,
     });
 
-    console.log('Time travel mode activated. It is now', new Date());
   })();
 }
 
diff --git a/website/client/src/mixins/avatarEditUtilities.js b/website/client/src/mixins/avatarEditUtilities.js
index 207defffd6..8ddc8e8ac6 100644
--- a/website/client/src/mixins/avatarEditUtilities.js
+++ b/website/client/src/mixins/avatarEditUtilities.js
@@ -1,4 +1,3 @@
-import moment from 'moment';
 import axios from 'axios';
 
 import get from 'lodash/get';
@@ -6,6 +5,7 @@ import unlock from '@/../../common/script/ops/unlock';
 import buy from '@/../../common/script/ops/buy/buy';
 
 import appearanceSets from '@/../../common/script/content/appearance/sets';
+import { getScheduleMatchingGroup } from '@/../../common/script/content/constants/schedule';
 
 import { userStateMixin } from './userState';
 
@@ -18,13 +18,8 @@ export const avatarEditorUtilies = { // eslint-disable-line import/prefer-defaul
   },
   methods: {
     hideSet (setKey) {
-      if (appearanceSets[setKey].availableFrom) {
-        return !moment().isBetween(
-          appearanceSets[setKey].availableFrom,
-          appearanceSets[setKey].availableUntil,
-        );
-      }
-      return moment(appearanceSets[setKey].availableUntil).isBefore(moment());
+      const matcher = getScheduleMatchingGroup('customizations');
+      return !matcher.match(setKey);
     },
     mapKeysToFreeOption (key, type, subType) {
       const userPreference = subType
diff --git a/website/client/src/mixins/seasonalNPC.js b/website/client/src/mixins/seasonalNPC.js
index 830f78ab94..e6640e3b83 100644
--- a/website/client/src/mixins/seasonalNPC.js
+++ b/website/client/src/mixins/seasonalNPC.js
@@ -8,7 +8,6 @@ export default {
   },
   methods: {
     npcClass (name) {
-      console.log('npcClass', name, this.currentEvent);
       if (!this.currentEvent || !this.currentEvent.season) return `npc_${name}`;
       return `npc_${name} npc_${name}_${this.currentEvent.season}`;
     },
diff --git a/website/client/src/store/actions/worldState.js b/website/client/src/store/actions/worldState.js
index 5192fe97d6..367b9299a8 100644
--- a/website/client/src/store/actions/worldState.js
+++ b/website/client/src/store/actions/worldState.js
@@ -6,7 +6,6 @@ export async function getWorldState (store, options = {}) {
     path: 'worldState',
     url: '/api/v4/world-state',
     deserialize (response) {
-      console.log(response.data.data);
       return response.data.data;
     },
     forceLoad: options.forceLoad,
diff --git a/website/common/script/content/appearance/sets.js b/website/common/script/content/appearance/sets.js
index 05505bf35a..bd6f20384e 100644
--- a/website/common/script/content/appearance/sets.js
+++ b/website/common/script/content/appearance/sets.js
@@ -1,6 +1,5 @@
 import t from '../translation';
 import prefill from './prefill';
-import { EVENTS } from '../constants';
 
 export default prefill({
   baseHair1: { setPrice: 5, text: t('hairSet1') },
@@ -8,31 +7,31 @@ export default prefill({
   baseHair3: { setPrice: 5, text: t('hairSet3') },
   facialHair: { setPrice: 5, text: t('bodyFacialHair') },
   specialShirts: { setPrice: 5, text: t('specialShirts') },
-  winterHairColors: { setPrice: 5, availableUntil: '2016-01-01' },
-  pastelHairColors: { setPrice: 5, availableUntil: '2016-01-01' },
+  winterHairColors: { setPrice: 5 },
+  pastelHairColors: { setPrice: 5 },
   rainbowHairColors: { setPrice: 5, text: t('rainbowColors') },
   shimmerHairColors: {
-    setPrice: 5, availableFrom: '2024-04-16T08:00-05:00', availableUntil: EVENTS.spring2024.end, text: t('shimmerColors'),
+    setPrice: 5, text: t('shimmerColors'),
   },
   hauntedHairColors: {
-    setPrice: 5, availableFrom: '2023-10-03T08:00-04:00', availableUntil: EVENTS.fall2023.end, text: t('hauntedColors'),
+    setPrice: 5, text: t('hauntedColors'),
   },
   winteryHairColors: {
-    setPrice: 5, availableFrom: '2023-01-16T08:00-05:00', availableUntil: EVENTS.winter2024.end, text: t('winteryColors'),
+    setPrice: 5, text: t('winteryColors'),
   },
   rainbowSkins: { setPrice: 5, text: t('rainbowSkins') },
   animalSkins: { setPrice: 5, text: t('animalSkins') },
   pastelSkins: {
-    setPrice: 5, availableFrom: '2024-04-16T08:00-05:00', availableUntil: EVENTS.spring2024.end, text: t('pastelSkins'),
+    setPrice: 5, text: t('pastelSkins'),
   },
-  spookySkins: { setPrice: 5, availableUntil: '2016-01-01', text: t('spookySkins') },
+  spookySkins: { setPrice: 5, text: t('spookySkins') },
   supernaturalSkins: {
-    setPrice: 5, availableFrom: '2023-10-03T08:00-04:00', availableUntil: EVENTS.fall2023.end, text: t('supernaturalSkins'),
+    setPrice: 5, text: t('supernaturalSkins'),
   },
   splashySkins: {
-    setPrice: 5, availableFrom: '2023-07-11T08:00-05:00', availableUntil: EVENTS.summer2023.end, text: t('splashySkins'),
+    setPrice: 5, text: t('splashySkins'),
   },
   winterySkins: {
-    setPrice: 5, availableFrom: '2023-01-16T08:00-05:00', availableUntil: EVENTS.winter2024.end, text: t('winterySkins'),
+    setPrice: 5, text: t('winterySkins'),
   },
 });
diff --git a/website/common/script/content/bundles.js b/website/common/script/content/bundles.js
index 049fb70f04..b90b727eae 100644
--- a/website/common/script/content/bundles.js
+++ b/website/common/script/content/bundles.js
@@ -18,10 +18,6 @@ const bundles = {
       'harpy',
       'owl',
     ],
-    event: EVENTS.bundle202309,
-    canBuy () {
-      return moment().isBetween(EVENTS.bundle202309.start, EVENTS.bundle202309.end);
-    },
     type: 'quests',
     class: 'quest_bundle_featheredFriends',
     value: 7,
@@ -35,10 +31,6 @@ const bundles = {
       'turtle',
       'whale',
     ],
-    event: EVENTS.bundle202306,
-    canBuy () {
-      return moment().isBetween(EVENTS.bundle202306.start, EVENTS.bundle202306.end);
-    },
     type: 'quests',
     class: 'quest_bundle_splashyPals',
     value: 7,
@@ -52,10 +44,6 @@ const bundles = {
       'horse',
       'sheep',
     ],
-    event: EVENTS.bundle202209,
-    canBuy () {
-      return moment().isBetween(EVENTS.bundle202209.start, EVENTS.bundle202209.end);
-    },
     type: 'quests',
     value: 7,
   },
@@ -68,10 +56,6 @@ const bundles = {
       'spider',
       'frog',
     ],
-    event: EVENTS.bundle202210,
-    canBuy () {
-      return moment().isBetween(EVENTS.bundle202210.start, EVENTS.bundle202210.end);
-    },
     type: 'quests',
     value: 7,
   },
@@ -85,10 +69,6 @@ const bundles = {
       'evilsanta2',
       'penguin',
     ],
-    event: EVENTS.winter2024,
-    canBuy () {
-      return moment().isBetween(EVENTS.winter2024.start, EVENTS.winter2024.end);
-    },
     type: 'quests',
     value: 7,
   },
@@ -101,9 +81,6 @@ const bundles = {
       'beetle',
       'butterfly',
     ],
-    canBuy () {
-      return moment().isBetween(EVENTS.bundle202308.start, EVENTS.bundle202308.end);
-    },
     type: 'quests',
     value: 7,
   },
@@ -116,10 +93,6 @@ const bundles = {
       'ferret',
       'guineapig',
     ],
-    event: EVENTS.bundle202403,
-    canBuy () {
-      return moment().isBetween(EVENTS.bundle202403.start, EVENTS.bundle202403.end);
-    },
     type: 'quests',
     value: 7,
   },
@@ -132,10 +105,6 @@ const bundles = {
       'kraken',
       'octopus',
     ],
-    event: EVENTS.bundle202206,
-    canBuy () {
-      return moment().isBetween(EVENTS.bundle202206.start, EVENTS.bundle202206.end);
-    },
     type: 'quests',
     value: 7,
   },
@@ -148,10 +117,6 @@ const bundles = {
       'hedgehog',
       'treeling',
     ],
-    event: EVENTS.bundle202208,
-    canBuy () {
-      return moment().isBetween(EVENTS.bundle202208.start, EVENTS.bundle202208.end);
-    },
     type: 'quests',
     value: 7,
   },
@@ -164,10 +129,6 @@ const bundles = {
       'rock',
       'yarn',
     ],
-    event: EVENTS.bundle202311,
-    canBuy () {
-      return moment().isBetween(EVENTS.bundle202311.start, EVENTS.bundle202311.end);
-    },
     type: 'quests',
     value: 7,
   },
@@ -180,10 +141,6 @@ const bundles = {
       'penguin',
       'rooster',
     ],
-    event: EVENTS.bundle202305,
-    canBuy () {
-      return moment().isBetween(EVENTS.bundle202305.start, EVENTS.bundle202305.end);
-    },
     type: 'quests',
     value: 7,
   },
@@ -196,10 +153,6 @@ const bundles = {
       'seaserpent',
       'gryphon',
     ],
-    event: EVENTS.bundle202402,
-    canBuy () {
-      return moment().isBetween(EVENTS.bundle202402.start, EVENTS.bundle202402.end);
-    },
     type: 'quests',
     value: 7,
   },
@@ -212,10 +165,6 @@ const bundles = {
       'snake',
       'velociraptor',
     ],
-    event: EVENTS.bundle202211,
-    canBuy () {
-      return moment().isBetween(EVENTS.bundle202211.start, EVENTS.bundle202211.end);
-    },
     type: 'quests',
     value: 7,
   },
@@ -228,9 +177,6 @@ const bundles = {
       'triceratops',
       'trex_undead',
     ],
-    canBuy () {
-      return moment().isBetween('2022-05-16', '2022-05-31');
-    },
     type: 'quests',
     value: 7,
   },
@@ -243,10 +189,6 @@ const bundles = {
       'sloth',
       'treeling',
     ],
-    event: EVENTS.bundle202303,
-    canBuy () {
-      return moment().isBetween(EVENTS.bundle202303.start, EVENTS.bundle202303.end);
-    },
     type: 'quests',
     value: 7,
   },
@@ -259,10 +201,6 @@ const bundles = {
       'snake',
       'spider',
     ],
-    event: EVENTS.bundle202310,
-    canBuy () {
-      return moment().isBetween(EVENTS.bundle202310.start, EVENTS.bundle202310.end);
-    },
     type: 'quests',
     value: 7,
   },
diff --git a/website/common/script/content/constants/schedule.js b/website/common/script/content/constants/schedule.js
index fb90846f6f..edcbd86cb7 100644
--- a/website/common/script/content/constants/schedule.js
+++ b/website/common/script/content/constants/schedule.js
@@ -790,7 +790,6 @@ export function getScheduleMatchingGroup (type, date) {
     cacheDate = null;
     cachedScheduleMatchers = null;
   }
-  console.log('Loading content for', type, 'on', checkedDate, 'with cached date', cacheDate, 'and cached schedule');
   if (!cachedScheduleMatchers) {
     cacheDate = new Date();
     const scheduleMatchers = {};
diff --git a/website/common/script/content/gear/sets/special/index.js b/website/common/script/content/gear/sets/special/index.js
index 611a495328..de0a064e0a 100644
--- a/website/common/script/content/gear/sets/special/index.js
+++ b/website/common/script/content/gear/sets/special/index.js
@@ -1,7 +1,5 @@
-import moment from 'moment';
 import pickBy from 'lodash/pickBy';
 import defaults from 'lodash/defaults';
-import find from 'lodash/find';
 import upperFirst from 'lodash/upperFirst';
 import {
   CLASSES,
@@ -15,9 +13,6 @@ import * as wonderconGear from './special-wondercon';
 import t from '../../../translation';
 import { getClassName } from '../../../../libs/getClassName';
 
-const CURRENT_EVENT = find(EVENTS, event => moment().isBetween(event.start, event.end)
-    && ['winter', 'spring', 'summer', 'fall'].includes(event.season));
-
 const gearEvents = pickBy(EVENTS, event => event.gear);
 
 const armor = {
@@ -124,7 +119,6 @@ const armor = {
     notes: t('armorSpecialYetiNotes', { con: 9 }),
     con: 9,
     value: 90,
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   ski: {
     specialClass: 'rogue',
@@ -133,7 +127,6 @@ const armor = {
     notes: t('armorSpecialSkiNotes', { per: 15 }),
     per: 15,
     value: 90,
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   candycane: {
     specialClass: 'wizard',
@@ -142,7 +135,6 @@ const armor = {
     notes: t('armorSpecialCandycaneNotes', { int: 9 }),
     int: 9,
     value: 90,
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   snowflake: {
     specialClass: 'healer',
@@ -151,7 +143,6 @@ const armor = {
     notes: t('armorSpecialSnowflakeNotes', { con: 15 }),
     con: 15,
     value: 90,
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   birthday: {
     event: EVENTS.birthday,
@@ -161,67 +152,51 @@ const armor = {
   },
   springRogue: {
     set: 'stealthyKittySet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   springWarrior: {
     set: 'mightyBunnySet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   springMage: {
     set: 'magicMouseSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   springHealer: {
     set: 'lovingPupSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   summerRogue: {
     set: 'roguishPirateSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summerWarrior: {
     set: 'daringSwashbucklerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summerMage: {
     set: 'emeraldMermageSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summerHealer: {
     set: 'reefSeahealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   fallRogue: {
     set: 'vampireSmiterSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fallWarrior: {
     set: 'monsterOfScienceSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fallMage: {
     set: 'witchyWizardSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fallHealer: {
     set: 'mummyMedicSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   winter2015Rogue: {
     set: 'icicleDrakeSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2015Warrior: {
     set: 'gingerbreadSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2015Mage: {
     set: 'northMageSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2015Healer: {
     set: 'soothingSkaterSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   birthday2015: {
     text: t('armorSpecialBirthday2015Text'),
@@ -231,51 +206,39 @@ const armor = {
   },
   spring2015Rogue: {
     set: 'sneakySqueakerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2015Warrior: {
     set: 'bewareDogSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2015Mage: {
     set: 'magicianBunnySet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2015Healer: {
     set: 'comfortingKittySet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   summer2015Rogue: {
     set: 'reefRenegadeSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2015Warrior: {
     set: 'sunfishWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2015Mage: {
     set: 'shipSoothsayerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2015Healer: {
     set: 'strappingSailorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   fall2015Rogue: {
     set: 'battleRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2015Warrior: {
     set: 'scarecrowWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2015Mage: {
     set: 'stitchWitchSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2015Healer: {
     set: 'potionerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   gaymerx: {
     event: EVENTS.gaymerx,
@@ -285,19 +248,15 @@ const armor = {
   },
   winter2016Rogue: {
     set: 'cocoaSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2016Warrior: {
     set: 'snowDaySet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2016Mage: {
     set: 'snowboardingSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2016Healer: {
     set: 'festiveFairySet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   birthday2016: {
     text: t('armorSpecialBirthday2016Text'),
@@ -307,67 +266,51 @@ const armor = {
   },
   spring2016Rogue: {
     set: 'cleverDogSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2016Warrior: {
     set: 'braveMouseSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2016Mage: {
     set: 'grandMalkinSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2016Healer: {
     set: 'springingBunnySet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   summer2016Rogue: {
     set: 'summer2016EelSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2016Warrior: {
     set: 'summer2016SharkWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2016Mage: {
     set: 'summer2016DolphinMageSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2016Healer: {
     set: 'summer2016SeahorseHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   fall2016Rogue: {
     set: 'fall2016BlackWidowSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2016Warrior: {
     set: 'fall2016SwampThingSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2016Mage: {
     set: 'fall2016WickedSorcererSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2016Healer: {
     set: 'fall2016GorgonHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   winter2017Rogue: {
     set: 'winter2017FrostyRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2017Warrior: {
     set: 'winter2017IceHockeySet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2017Mage: {
     set: 'winter2017WinterWolfSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2017Healer: {
     set: 'winter2017SugarPlumSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   birthday2017: {
     text: t('armorSpecialBirthday2017Text'),
@@ -377,67 +320,51 @@ const armor = {
   },
   spring2017Rogue: {
     set: 'spring2017SneakyBunnySet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2017Warrior: {
     set: 'spring2017FelineWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2017Mage: {
     set: 'spring2017CanineConjurorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2017Healer: {
     set: 'spring2017FloralMouseSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   summer2017Rogue: {
     set: 'summer2017SeaDragonSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2017Warrior: {
     set: 'summer2017SandcastleWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2017Mage: {
     set: 'summer2017WhirlpoolMageSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2017Healer: {
     set: 'summer2017SeashellSeahealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   fall2017Rogue: {
     set: 'fall2017TrickOrTreatSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2017Warrior: {
     set: 'fall2017HabitoweenSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2017Mage: {
     set: 'fall2017MasqueradeSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2017Healer: {
     set: 'fall2017HauntedHouseSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   winter2018Rogue: {
     set: 'winter2018ReindeerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2018Warrior: {
     set: 'winter2018GiftWrappedSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2018Mage: {
     set: 'winter2018ConfettiSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2018Healer: {
     set: 'winter2018MistletoeSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   birthday2018: {
     text: t('armorSpecialBirthday2018Text'),
@@ -447,51 +374,39 @@ const armor = {
   },
   spring2018Rogue: {
     set: 'spring2018DucklingRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2018Warrior: {
     set: 'spring2018SunriseWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2018Mage: {
     set: 'spring2018TulipMageSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2018Healer: {
     set: 'spring2018GarnetHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   summer2018Rogue: {
     set: 'summer2018FisherRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2018Warrior: {
     set: 'summer2018BettaFishWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2018Mage: {
     set: 'summer2018LionfishMageSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2018Healer: {
     set: 'summer2018MerfolkMonarchSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   fall2018Rogue: {
     set: 'fall2018AlterEgoSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2018Warrior: {
     set: 'fall2018MinotaurWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2018Mage: {
     set: 'fall2018CandymancerMageSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2018Healer: {
     set: 'fall2018CarnivorousPlantSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   turkeyArmorGilded: {
     text: t('armorSpecialTurkeyArmorGildedText'),
@@ -501,19 +416,15 @@ const armor = {
   },
   winter2019Rogue: {
     set: 'winter2019PoinsettiaSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2019Warrior: {
     set: 'winter2019BlizzardSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2019Mage: {
     set: 'winter2019PyrotechnicSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2019Healer: {
     set: 'winter2019WinterStarSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   birthday2019: {
     text: t('armorSpecialBirthday2019Text'),
@@ -523,51 +434,39 @@ const armor = {
   },
   spring2019Rogue: {
     set: 'spring2019CloudRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2019Warrior: {
     set: 'spring2019OrchidWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2019Mage: {
     set: 'spring2019AmberMageSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2019Healer: {
     set: 'spring2019RobinHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   summer2019Rogue: {
     set: 'summer2019HammerheadRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2019Warrior: {
     set: 'summer2019SeaTurtleWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2019Mage: {
     set: 'summer2019WaterLilyMageSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2019Healer: {
     set: 'summer2019ConchHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   fall2019Rogue: {
     set: 'fall2019OperaticSpecterSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2019Warrior: {
     set: 'fall2019RavenSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2019Mage: {
     set: 'fall2019CyclopsSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2019Healer: {
     set: 'fall2019LichSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   ks2019: {
     text: t('armorSpecialKS2019Text'),
@@ -578,19 +477,15 @@ const armor = {
   },
   winter2020Rogue: {
     set: 'winter2020LanternSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2020Warrior: {
     set: 'winter2020EvergreenSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2020Mage: {
     set: 'winter2020CarolOfTheMageSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2020Healer: {
     set: 'winter2020WinterSpiceSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   birthday2020: {
     text: t('armorSpecialBirthday2020Text'),
@@ -600,67 +495,51 @@ const armor = {
   },
   spring2020Rogue: {
     set: 'spring2020LapisLazuliRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2020Warrior: {
     set: 'spring2020BeetleWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2020Mage: {
     set: 'spring2020PuddleMageSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2020Healer: {
     set: 'spring2020IrisHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   summer2020Rogue: {
     set: 'summer2020CrocodileRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2020Warrior: {
     set: 'summer2020RainbowTroutWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2020Mage: {
     set: 'summer2020OarfishMageSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2020Healer: {
     set: 'summer2020SeaGlassHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   fall2020Rogue: {
     set: 'fall2020TwoHeadedRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2020Warrior: {
     set: 'fall2020WraithWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2020Mage: {
     set: 'fall2020ThirdEyeMageSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2020Healer: {
     set: 'fall2020DeathsHeadMothHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   winter2021Rogue: {
     set: 'winter2021HollyIvyRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2021Warrior: {
     set: 'winter2021IceFishingWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2021Mage: {
     set: 'winter2021WinterMoonMageSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2021Healer: {
     set: 'winter2021ArcticExplorerHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   birthday2021: {
     text: t('armorSpecialBirthday2021Text'),
@@ -670,83 +549,63 @@ const armor = {
   },
   spring2021Rogue: {
     set: 'spring2021TwinFlowerRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2021Warrior: {
     set: 'spring2021SunstoneWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2021Mage: {
     set: 'spring2021SwanMageSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2021Healer: {
     set: 'spring2021WillowHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   summer2021Rogue: {
     set: 'summer2021ClownfishRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2021Warrior: {
     set: 'summer2021FlyingFishWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2021Mage: {
     set: 'summer2021NautilusMageSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2021Healer: {
     set: 'summer2021ParrotHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   fall2021Rogue: {
     set: 'fall2021OozeRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2021Warrior: {
     set: 'fall2021HeadlessWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2021Mage: {
     set: 'fall2021BrainEaterMageSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2021Healer: {
     set: 'fall2021FlameSummonerHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   winter2022Rogue: {
     set: 'winter2022FireworksRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2022Warrior: {
     set: 'winter2022StockingWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2022Mage: {
     set: 'winter2022PomegranateMageSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2022Healer: {
     set: 'winter2022IceCrystalHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   spring2022Rogue: {
     set: 'spring2022MagpieRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2022Warrior: {
     set: 'spring2022RainstormWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2022Mage: {
     set: 'spring2022ForsythiaMageSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2022Healer: {
     set: 'spring2022PeridotHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   birthday2022: {
     text: t('armorSpecialBirthday2022Text'),
@@ -756,51 +615,39 @@ const armor = {
   },
   summer2022Rogue: {
     set: 'summer2022CrabRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2022Warrior: {
     set: 'summer2022WaterspoutWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2022Mage: {
     set: 'summer2022MantaRayMageSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2022Healer: {
     set: 'summer2022AngelfishHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   fall2022Rogue: {
     set: 'fall2022KappaRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2022Warrior: {
     set: 'fall2022OrcWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2022Mage: {
     set: 'fall2022HarpyMageSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2022Healer: {
     set: 'fall2022WatcherHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   winter2023Rogue: {
     set: 'winter2023RibbonRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2023Warrior: {
     set: 'winter2023WalrusWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2023Mage: {
     set: 'winter2023FairyLightsMageSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2023Healer: {
     set: 'winter2023CardinalHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   birthday2023: {
     text: t('armorSpecialBirthday2023Text'),
@@ -810,51 +657,39 @@ const armor = {
   },
   spring2023Rogue: {
     set: 'spring2023CaterpillarRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2023Warrior: {
     set: 'spring2023HummingbirdWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2023Mage: {
     set: 'spring2023MoonstoneMageSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2023Healer: {
     set: 'spring2023LilyHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   summer2023Rogue: {
     set: 'summer2023GuppyRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2023Warrior: {
     set: 'summer2023GoldfishWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2023Mage: {
     set: 'summer2023CoralMageSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2023Healer: {
     set: 'summer2023KelpHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   fall2023Warrior: {
     set: 'fall2023ScaryMovieWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2023Healer: {
     set: 'fall2023BogCreatureHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2023Mage: {
     set: 'fall2023ScarletWarlockMageSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2023Rogue: {
     set: 'fall2023WitchsBrewRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   winter2024Warrior: {
     set: 'winter2024PeppermintBarkWarriorSet',
@@ -911,9 +746,6 @@ Object.keys(gearEvents).forEach(event => {
       notes: t(`${textString}Notes`, armorStats[klass]),
       value: 90,
     }, armorStats[klass]);
-    if (armor[eventString].canBuy && armor[eventString].canBuy()) {
-      armor[eventString].event = CURRENT_EVENT;
-    }
   });
 });
 
@@ -946,7 +778,6 @@ const back = {
     notes: t('backBearTailNotes'),
     value: 20,
     canOwn: ownsItem('back_special_bearTail'),
-    canBuy: () => true,
   },
   cactusTail: {
     gearSet: 'animal',
@@ -954,7 +785,6 @@ const back = {
     notes: t('backCactusTailNotes'),
     value: 20,
     canOwn: ownsItem('back_special_cactusTail'),
-    canBuy: () => true,
   },
   foxTail: {
     gearSet: 'animal',
@@ -962,7 +792,6 @@ const back = {
     notes: t('backFoxTailNotes'),
     value: 20,
     canOwn: ownsItem('back_special_foxTail'),
-    canBuy: () => true,
   },
   lionTail: {
     gearSet: 'animal',
@@ -970,7 +799,6 @@ const back = {
     notes: t('backLionTailNotes'),
     value: 20,
     canOwn: ownsItem('back_special_lionTail'),
-    canBuy: () => true,
   },
   pandaTail: {
     gearSet: 'animal',
@@ -978,7 +806,6 @@ const back = {
     notes: t('backPandaTailNotes'),
     value: 20,
     canOwn: ownsItem('back_special_pandaTail'),
-    canBuy: () => true,
   },
   pigTail: {
     gearSet: 'animal',
@@ -986,7 +813,6 @@ const back = {
     notes: t('backPigTailNotes'),
     value: 20,
     canOwn: ownsItem('back_special_pigTail'),
-    canBuy: () => true,
   },
   tigerTail: {
     gearSet: 'animal',
@@ -994,7 +820,6 @@ const back = {
     notes: t('backTigerTailNotes'),
     value: 20,
     canOwn: ownsItem('back_special_tigerTail'),
-    canBuy: () => true,
   },
   wolfTail: {
     gearSet: 'animal',
@@ -1002,7 +827,6 @@ const back = {
     notes: t('backWolfTailNotes'),
     value: 20,
     canOwn: ownsItem('back_special_wolfTail'),
-    canBuy: () => true,
   },
   turkeyTailGilded: {
     text: t('backSpecialTurkeyTailGildedText'),
@@ -1035,7 +859,6 @@ const body = {
     text: t('bodySpecialSummerHealerText'),
     notes: t('bodySpecialSummerHealerNotes'),
     value: 20,
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summerMage: {
     specialClass: 'wizard',
@@ -1043,7 +866,6 @@ const body = {
     text: t('bodySpecialSummerMageText'),
     notes: t('bodySpecialSummerMageNotes'),
     value: 20,
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2015Healer: {
     specialClass: 'healer',
@@ -1051,7 +873,6 @@ const body = {
     text: t('bodySpecialSummer2015HealerText'),
     notes: t('bodySpecialSummer2015HealerNotes'),
     value: 20,
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2015Mage: {
     specialClass: 'wizard',
@@ -1059,7 +880,6 @@ const body = {
     text: t('bodySpecialSummer2015MageText'),
     notes: t('bodySpecialSummer2015MageNotes'),
     value: 20,
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2015Rogue: {
     specialClass: 'rogue',
@@ -1067,7 +887,6 @@ const body = {
     text: t('bodySpecialSummer2015RogueText'),
     notes: t('bodySpecialSummer2015RogueNotes'),
     value: 20,
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2015Warrior: {
     specialClass: 'warrior',
@@ -1075,7 +894,6 @@ const body = {
     text: t('bodySpecialSummer2015WarriorText'),
     notes: t('bodySpecialSummer2015WarriorNotes'),
     value: 20,
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   aetherAmulet: {
     text: t('bodySpecialAetherAmuletText'),
@@ -1108,7 +926,6 @@ const eyewear = {
     text: t('eyewearSpecialSummerRogueText'),
     notes: t('eyewearSpecialSummerRogueNotes'),
     value: 20,
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summerWarrior: {
     specialClass: 'warrior',
@@ -1116,7 +933,6 @@ const eyewear = {
     text: t('eyewearSpecialSummerWarriorText'),
     notes: t('eyewearSpecialSummerWarriorNotes'),
     value: 20,
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   blackTopFrame: {
     gearSet: 'glasses',
@@ -1229,7 +1045,6 @@ const eyewear = {
     text: t('eyewearSpecialFall2019RogueText'),
     notes: t('eyewearSpecialFall2019RogueNotes'),
     value: 20,
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2019Healer: {
     specialClass: 'healer',
@@ -1237,7 +1052,6 @@ const eyewear = {
     text: t('eyewearSpecialFall2019HealerText'),
     notes: t('eyewearSpecialFall2019HealerNotes'),
     value: 20,
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   ks2019: {
     text: t('eyewearSpecialKS2019Text'),
@@ -1363,7 +1177,6 @@ const head = {
     notes: t('headSpecialYetiNotes', { str: 9 }),
     str: 9,
     value: 60,
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   ski: {
     specialClass: 'rogue',
@@ -1372,7 +1185,6 @@ const head = {
     notes: t('headSpecialSkiNotes', { per: 9 }),
     per: 9,
     value: 60,
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   candycane: {
     specialClass: 'wizard',
@@ -1381,7 +1193,6 @@ const head = {
     notes: t('headSpecialCandycaneNotes', { per: 7 }),
     per: 7,
     value: 60,
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   snowflake: {
     specialClass: 'healer',
@@ -1390,71 +1201,54 @@ const head = {
     notes: t('headSpecialSnowflakeNotes', { int: 7 }),
     int: 7,
     value: 60,
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   springRogue: {
     set: 'stealthyKittySet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   springWarrior: {
     set: 'mightyBunnySet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   springMage: {
     set: 'magicMouseSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   springHealer: {
     set: 'lovingPupSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   summerRogue: {
     set: 'roguishPirateSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
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     set: 'daringSwashbucklerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
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     set: 'emeraldMermageSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summerHealer: {
     set: 'reefSeahealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
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     set: 'vampireSmiterSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fallWarrior: {
     set: 'monsterOfScienceSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fallMage: {
     set: 'witchyWizardSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fallHealer: {
     set: 'mummyMedicSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
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     set: 'icicleDrakeSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2015Warrior: {
     set: 'gingerbreadSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2015Mage: {
     set: 'northMageSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2015Healer: {
     set: 'soothingSkaterSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   nye2014: {
     text: t('headSpecialNye2014Text'),
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     set: 'sneakySqueakerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
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     set: 'bewareDogSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
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     set: 'magicianBunnySet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2015Healer: {
     set: 'comfortingKittySet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
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     set: 'reefRenegadeSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
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     set: 'sunfishWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
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     set: 'shipSoothsayerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2015Healer: {
     set: 'strappingSailorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
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     set: 'battleRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
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     set: 'scarecrowWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
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     set: 'stitchWitchSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2015Healer: {
     set: 'potionerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
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     event: EVENTS.gaymerx,
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-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
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     set: 'snowDaySet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2016Mage: {
     set: 'snowboardingSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2016Healer: {
     set: 'festiveFairySet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   nye2015: {
     text: t('headSpecialNye2015Text'),
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     set: 'cleverDogSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
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     set: 'braveMouseSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2016Mage: {
     set: 'grandMalkinSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2016Healer: {
     set: 'springingBunnySet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
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     set: 'summer2016EelSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2016Warrior: {
     set: 'summer2016SharkWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2016Mage: {
     set: 'summer2016DolphinMageSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2016Healer: {
     set: 'summer2016SeahorseHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
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     set: 'fall2016BlackWidowSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2016Warrior: {
     set: 'fall2016SwampThingSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2016Mage: {
     set: 'fall2016WickedSorcererSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2016Healer: {
     set: 'fall2016GorgonHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
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     set: 'winter2017FrostyRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2017Warrior: {
     set: 'winter2017IceHockeySet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2017Mage: {
     set: 'winter2017WinterWolfSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2017Healer: {
     set: 'winter2017SugarPlumSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   nye2016: {
     text: t('headSpecialNye2016Text'),
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     set: 'spring2017SneakyBunnySet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
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     set: 'spring2017FelineWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2017Mage: {
     set: 'spring2017CanineConjurorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2017Healer: {
     set: 'spring2017FloralMouseSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
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     set: 'summer2017SeaDragonSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2017Warrior: {
     set: 'summer2017SandcastleWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2017Mage: {
     set: 'summer2017WhirlpoolMageSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2017Healer: {
     set: 'summer2017SeashellSeahealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   namingDay2017: {
     text: t('headSpecialNamingDay2017Text'),
@@ -1648,19 +1402,15 @@ const head = {
   },
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     set: 'fall2017TrickOrTreatSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2017Warrior: {
     set: 'fall2017HabitoweenSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2017Mage: {
     set: 'fall2017MasqueradeSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2017Healer: {
     set: 'fall2017HauntedHouseSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   nye2017: {
     text: t('headSpecialNye2017Text'),
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-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2018Warrior: {
     set: 'winter2018GiftWrappedSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2018Mage: {
     set: 'winter2018ConfettiSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2018Healer: {
     set: 'winter2018MistletoeSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
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     set: 'spring2018DucklingRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2018Warrior: {
     set: 'spring2018SunriseWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
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     set: 'spring2018TulipMageSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2018Healer: {
     set: 'spring2018GarnetHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
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     set: 'summer2018FisherRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2018Warrior: {
     set: 'summer2018BettaFishWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2018Mage: {
     set: 'summer2018LionfishMageSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2018Healer: {
     set: 'summer2018MerfolkMonarchSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
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     set: 'fall2018AlterEgoSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2018Warrior: {
     set: 'fall2018MinotaurWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
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     set: 'fall2018CandymancerMageSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2018Healer: {
     set: 'fall2018CarnivorousPlantSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   turkeyHelmGilded: {
     text: t('headSpecialTurkeyHelmGildedText'),
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-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2019Warrior: {
     set: 'winter2019BlizzardSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2019Mage: {
     set: 'winter2019PyrotechnicSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2019Healer: {
     set: 'winter2019WinterStarSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   nye2018: {
     text: t('headSpecialNye2018Text'),
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-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
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     set: 'spring2019OrchidWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
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     set: 'spring2019AmberMageSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2019Healer: {
     set: 'spring2019RobinHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
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     set: 'summer2019HammerheadRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
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     set: 'summer2019SeaTurtleWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2019Mage: {
     set: 'summer2019WaterLilyMageSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2019Healer: {
     set: 'summer2019ConchHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
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     set: 'fall2019OperaticSpecterSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2019Warrior: {
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-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
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-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2019Healer: {
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-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
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     text: t('headSpecialKS2019Text'),
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-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2020Warrior: {
     set: 'winter2020EvergreenSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2020Mage: {
     set: 'winter2020CarolOfTheMageSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2020Healer: {
     set: 'winter2020WinterSpiceSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   nye2019: {
     text: t('headSpecialNye2019Text'),
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-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
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-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
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-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
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-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
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-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
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     set: 'summer2020RainbowTroutWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
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     set: 'summer2020OarfishMageSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2020Healer: {
     set: 'summer2020SeaGlassHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
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-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2020Warrior: {
     set: 'fall2020WraithWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
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-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2020Healer: {
     set: 'fall2020DeathsHeadMothHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
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-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2021Warrior: {
     set: 'winter2021IceFishingWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2021Mage: {
     set: 'winter2021WinterMoonMageSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2021Healer: {
     set: 'winter2021ArcticExplorerHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   nye2020: {
     text: t('headSpecialNye2020Text'),
@@ -1915,67 +1613,51 @@ const head = {
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-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
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-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
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-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
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-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
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-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
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-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
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-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2021Healer: {
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-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
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-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2021Warrior: {
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-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
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-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2021Healer: {
     set: 'fall2021FlameSummonerHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
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-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2022Warrior: {
     set: 'winter2022StockingWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2022Mage: {
     set: 'winter2022PomegranateMageSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2022Healer: {
     set: 'winter2022IceCrystalHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   nye2021: {
     text: t('headSpecialNye2021Text'),
@@ -1985,67 +1667,51 @@ const head = {
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-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
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-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
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-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2022Healer: {
     set: 'spring2022PeridotHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
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-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
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     set: 'summer2022WaterspoutWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
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     set: 'summer2022MantaRayMageSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
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     set: 'summer2022AngelfishHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
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     set: 'fall2022KappaRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
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     set: 'fall2022OrcWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2022Mage: {
     set: 'fall2022HarpyMageSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2022Healer: {
     set: 'fall2022WatcherHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
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-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2023Warrior: {
     set: 'winter2023WalrusWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2023Mage: {
     set: 'winter2023FairyLightsMageSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2023Healer: {
     set: 'winter2023CardinalHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   nye2022: {
     text: t('headSpecialNye2022Text'),
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-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
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-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
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-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
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     set: 'spring2023LilyHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
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     set: 'summer2023GuppyRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
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     set: 'summer2023GoldfishWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2023Mage: {
     set: 'summer2023CoralMageSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2023Healer: {
     set: 'summer2023KelpHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   fall2023Healer: {
     set: 'fall2023BogCreatureHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2023Mage: {
     set: 'fall2023ScarletWarlockMageSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2023Rogue: {
     set: 'fall2023WitchsBrewRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2023Warrior: {
     set: 'fall2023ScaryMovieWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   winter2024Healer: {
     set: 'winter2024FrozenHealerSet',
@@ -2156,9 +1810,6 @@ Object.keys(gearEvents).forEach(event => {
       notes: t(`${textString}Notes`, headStats[klass]),
       value: 60,
     }, headStats[klass]);
-    if (head[eventString].canBuy && head[eventString].canBuy()) {
-      head[eventString].event = CURRENT_EVENT;
-    }
   });
 });
 
@@ -2170,7 +1821,6 @@ const headAccessory = {
     text: t('headAccessorySpecialSpringRogueText'),
     notes: t('headAccessorySpecialSpringRogueNotes'),
     value: 20,
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   springWarrior: {
     specialClass: 'warrior',
@@ -2178,7 +1828,6 @@ const headAccessory = {
     text: t('headAccessorySpecialSpringWarriorText'),
     notes: t('headAccessorySpecialSpringWarriorNotes'),
     value: 20,
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   springMage: {
     specialClass: 'wizard',
@@ -2186,7 +1835,6 @@ const headAccessory = {
     text: t('headAccessorySpecialSpringMageText'),
     notes: t('headAccessorySpecialSpringMageNotes'),
     value: 20,
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   springHealer: {
     specialClass: 'healer',
@@ -2194,7 +1842,6 @@ const headAccessory = {
     text: t('headAccessorySpecialSpringHealerText'),
     notes: t('headAccessorySpecialSpringHealerNotes'),
     value: 20,
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2015Rogue: {
     specialClass: 'rogue',
@@ -2202,7 +1849,6 @@ const headAccessory = {
     text: t('headAccessorySpecialSpring2015RogueText'),
     notes: t('headAccessorySpecialSpring2015RogueNotes'),
     value: 20,
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2015Warrior: {
     specialClass: 'warrior',
@@ -2210,7 +1856,6 @@ const headAccessory = {
     text: t('headAccessorySpecialSpring2015WarriorText'),
     notes: t('headAccessorySpecialSpring2015WarriorNotes'),
     value: 20,
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2015Mage: {
     specialClass: 'wizard',
@@ -2218,7 +1863,6 @@ const headAccessory = {
     text: t('headAccessorySpecialSpring2015MageText'),
     notes: t('headAccessorySpecialSpring2015MageNotes'),
     value: 20,
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2015Healer: {
     specialClass: 'healer',
@@ -2226,7 +1870,6 @@ const headAccessory = {
     text: t('headAccessorySpecialSpring2015HealerText'),
     notes: t('headAccessorySpecialSpring2015HealerNotes'),
     value: 20,
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   bearEars: {
     gearSet: 'animal',
@@ -2234,7 +1877,6 @@ const headAccessory = {
     notes: t('headAccessoryBearEarsNotes'),
     value: 20,
     canOwn: ownsItem('headAccessory_special_bearEars'),
-    canBuy: () => true,
   },
   cactusEars: {
     gearSet: 'animal',
@@ -2242,7 +1884,6 @@ const headAccessory = {
     notes: t('headAccessoryCactusEarsNotes'),
     value: 20,
     canOwn: ownsItem('headAccessory_special_cactusEars'),
-    canBuy: () => true,
   },
   foxEars: {
     gearSet: 'animal',
@@ -2250,7 +1891,6 @@ const headAccessory = {
     notes: t('headAccessoryFoxEarsNotes'),
     value: 20,
     canOwn: ownsItem('headAccessory_special_foxEars'),
-    canBuy: () => true,
   },
   lionEars: {
     gearSet: 'animal',
@@ -2258,7 +1898,6 @@ const headAccessory = {
     notes: t('headAccessoryLionEarsNotes'),
     value: 20,
     canOwn: ownsItem('headAccessory_special_lionEars'),
-    canBuy: () => true,
   },
   pandaEars: {
     gearSet: 'animal',
@@ -2266,7 +1905,6 @@ const headAccessory = {
     notes: t('headAccessoryPandaEarsNotes'),
     value: 20,
     canOwn: ownsItem('headAccessory_special_pandaEars'),
-    canBuy: () => true,
   },
   pigEars: {
     gearSet: 'animal',
@@ -2274,7 +1912,6 @@ const headAccessory = {
     notes: t('headAccessoryPigEarsNotes'),
     value: 20,
     canOwn: ownsItem('headAccessory_special_pigEars'),
-    canBuy: () => true,
   },
   tigerEars: {
     gearSet: 'animal',
@@ -2282,7 +1919,6 @@ const headAccessory = {
     notes: t('headAccessoryTigerEarsNotes'),
     value: 20,
     canOwn: ownsItem('headAccessory_special_tigerEars'),
-    canBuy: () => true,
   },
   wolfEars: {
     gearSet: 'animal',
@@ -2290,7 +1926,6 @@ const headAccessory = {
     notes: t('headAccessoryWolfEarsNotes'),
     value: 20,
     canOwn: ownsItem('headAccessory_special_wolfEars'),
-    canBuy: () => true,
   },
   spring2016Rogue: {
     specialClass: 'rogue',
@@ -2298,7 +1933,6 @@ const headAccessory = {
     text: t('headAccessorySpecialSpring2016RogueText'),
     notes: t('headAccessorySpecialSpring2016RogueNotes'),
     value: 20,
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2016Warrior: {
     specialClass: 'warrior',
@@ -2306,7 +1940,6 @@ const headAccessory = {
     text: t('headAccessorySpecialSpring2016WarriorText'),
     notes: t('headAccessorySpecialSpring2016WarriorNotes'),
     value: 20,
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2016Mage: {
     specialClass: 'wizard',
@@ -2314,7 +1947,6 @@ const headAccessory = {
     text: t('headAccessorySpecialSpring2016MageText'),
     notes: t('headAccessorySpecialSpring2016MageNotes'),
     value: 20,
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2016Healer: {
     specialClass: 'healer',
@@ -2322,7 +1954,6 @@ const headAccessory = {
     text: t('headAccessorySpecialSpring2016HealerText'),
     notes: t('headAccessorySpecialSpring2016HealerNotes'),
     value: 20,
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2017Rogue: {
     specialClass: 'rogue',
@@ -2330,7 +1961,6 @@ const headAccessory = {
     text: t('headAccessorySpecialSpring2017RogueText'),
     notes: t('headAccessorySpecialSpring2017RogueNotes'),
     value: 20,
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2017Warrior: {
     specialClass: 'warrior',
@@ -2338,7 +1968,6 @@ const headAccessory = {
     text: t('headAccessorySpecialSpring2017WarriorText'),
     notes: t('headAccessorySpecialSpring2017WarriorNotes'),
     value: 20,
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2017Mage: {
     specialClass: 'wizard',
@@ -2346,7 +1975,6 @@ const headAccessory = {
     text: t('headAccessorySpecialSpring2017MageText'),
     notes: t('headAccessorySpecialSpring2017MageNotes'),
     value: 20,
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2017Healer: {
     specialClass: 'healer',
@@ -2354,7 +1982,6 @@ const headAccessory = {
     text: t('headAccessorySpecialSpring2017HealerText'),
     notes: t('headAccessorySpecialSpring2017HealerNotes'),
     value: 20,
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   blackHeadband: {
     gearSet: 'headband',
@@ -2475,7 +2102,6 @@ const shield = {
     notes: t('shieldSpecialYetiNotes', { con: 7 }),
     con: 7,
     value: 70,
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   ski: {
     specialClass: 'rogue',
@@ -2484,7 +2110,6 @@ const shield = {
     notes: t('weaponSpecialSkiNotes', { str: 8 }),
     str: 8,
     value: 90,
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   snowflake: {
     specialClass: 'healer',
@@ -2493,249 +2118,188 @@ const shield = {
     notes: t('shieldSpecialSnowflakeNotes', { con: 9 }),
     con: 9,
     value: 70,
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   springRogue: {
     set: 'stealthyKittySet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   springWarrior: {
     set: 'mightyBunnySet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   springHealer: {
     set: 'lovingPupSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   summerRogue: {
     set: 'roguishPirateSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summerWarrior: {
     set: 'daringSwashbucklerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summerHealer: {
     set: 'reefSeahealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   fallRogue: {
     set: 'vampireSmiterSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fallWarrior: {
     set: 'monsterOfScienceSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fallHealer: {
     set: 'mummyMedicSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   winter2015Rogue: {
     set: 'icicleDrakeSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2015Warrior: {
     set: 'gingerbreadSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2015Healer: {
     set: 'soothingSkaterSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   spring2015Rogue: {
     set: 'sneakySqueakerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2015Warrior: {
     set: 'bewareDogSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2015Healer: {
     set: 'comfortingKittySet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   summer2015Rogue: {
     set: 'reefRenegadeSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2015Warrior: {
     set: 'sunfishWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2015Healer: {
     set: 'strappingSailorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   fall2015Rogue: {
     set: 'battleRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2015Warrior: {
     set: 'scarecrowWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2015Healer: {
     set: 'potionerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   winter2016Rogue: {
     set: 'cocoaSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2016Warrior: {
     set: 'snowDaySet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2016Healer: {
     set: 'festiveFairySet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   spring2016Rogue: {
     set: 'cleverDogSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2016Warrior: {
     set: 'braveMouseSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2016Healer: {
     set: 'springingBunnySet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   summer2016Rogue: {
     set: 'summer2016EelSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2016Warrior: {
     set: 'summer2016SharkWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2016Healer: {
     set: 'summer2016SeahorseHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   fall2016Rogue: {
     set: 'fall2016BlackWidowSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2016Warrior: {
     set: 'fall2016SwampThingSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2016Healer: {
     set: 'fall2016GorgonHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   winter2017Rogue: {
     set: 'winter2017FrostyRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2017Warrior: {
     set: 'winter2017IceHockeySet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2017Healer: {
     set: 'winter2017SugarPlumSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   spring2017Rogue: {
     set: 'spring2017SneakyBunnySet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2017Warrior: {
     set: 'spring2017FelineWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2017Healer: {
     set: 'spring2017FloralMouseSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   summer2017Rogue: {
     set: 'summer2017SeaDragonSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2017Warrior: {
     set: 'summer2017SandcastleWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2017Healer: {
     set: 'summer2017SeashellSeahealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   fall2017Rogue: {
     set: 'fall2017TrickOrTreatSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2017Warrior: {
     set: 'fall2017HabitoweenSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2017Healer: {
     set: 'fall2017HauntedHouseSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   winter2018Rogue: {
     set: 'winter2018ReindeerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2018Warrior: {
     set: 'winter2018GiftWrappedSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2018Healer: {
     set: 'winter2018MistletoeSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   spring2018Rogue: {
     set: 'spring2018DucklingRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2018Warrior: {
     set: 'spring2018SunriseWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2018Healer: {
     set: 'spring2018GarnetHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   summer2018Rogue: {
     set: 'summer2018FisherRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2018Warrior: {
     set: 'summer2018BettaFishWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2018Healer: {
     set: 'summer2018MerfolkMonarchSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   fall2018Rogue: {
     set: 'fall2018AlterEgoSet',
     text: t('shieldSpecialFall2018RogueText'),
     notes: t('shieldSpecialFall2018RogueNotes', { str: 8 }),
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2018Warrior: {
     set: 'fall2018MinotaurWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2018Healer: {
     set: 'fall2018CarnivorousPlantSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   winter2019Rogue: {
     set: 'winter2019PoinsettiaSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2019Warrior: {
     set: 'winter2019BlizzardSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2019Healer: {
     set: 'winter2019WinterStarSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   piDay: {
     text: t('shieldSpecialPiDayText'),
@@ -2745,27 +2309,21 @@ const shield = {
   },
   spring2019Rogue: {
     set: 'spring2019CloudRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2019Warrior: {
     set: 'spring2019OrchidWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2019Healer: {
     set: 'spring2019RobinHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   summer2019Rogue: {
     set: 'summer2019HammerheadRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2019Warrior: {
     set: 'summer2019SeaTurtleWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2019Healer: {
     set: 'summer2019ConchHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2019Mage: {
     specialClass: 'wizard',
@@ -2774,19 +2332,15 @@ const shield = {
     notes: t('shieldSpecialSummer2019MageNotes', { per: 7 }),
     value: 70,
     per: 7,
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   fall2019Rogue: {
     set: 'fall2019OperaticSpecterSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2019Warrior: {
     set: 'fall2019RavenSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2019Healer: {
     set: 'fall2019LichSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   ks2019: {
     text: t('shieldSpecialKS2019Text'),
@@ -2797,199 +2351,151 @@ const shield = {
   },
   winter2020Rogue: {
     set: 'winter2020LanternSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2020Warrior: {
     set: 'winter2020EvergreenSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2020Healer: {
     set: 'winter2020WinterSpiceSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   spring2020Rogue: {
     set: 'spring2020LapisLazuliRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2020Warrior: {
     set: 'spring2020BeetleWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2020Healer: {
     set: 'spring2020IrisHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   summer2020Warrior: {
     set: 'summer2020RainbowTroutWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2020Healer: {
     set: 'summer2020SeaGlassHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2020Rogue: {
     set: 'summer2020CrocodileRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   fall2020Rogue: {
     set: 'fall2020TwoHeadedRogueSet',
     text: t('shieldSpecialFall2020RogueText'),
     notes: t('shieldSpecialFall2020RogueNotes', { str: 8 }),
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2020Warrior: {
     set: 'fall2020WraithWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2020Healer: {
     set: 'fall2020DeathsHeadMothHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   winter2021Rogue: {
     set: 'winter2021HollyIvyRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2021Warrior: {
     set: 'winter2021IceFishingWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2021Healer: {
     set: 'winter2021ArcticExplorerHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   spring2021Rogue: {
     set: 'spring2021TwinFlowerRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2021Warrior: {
     set: 'spring2021SunstoneWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2021Healer: {
     set: 'spring2021WillowHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   summer2021Rogue: {
     set: 'summer2021ClownfishRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2021Warrior: {
     set: 'summer2021FlyingFishWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2021Healer: {
     set: 'summer2021ParrotHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   fall2021Rogue: {
     set: 'fall2021OozeRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2021Warrior: {
     set: 'fall2021HeadlessWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2021Healer: {
     set: 'fall2021FlameSummonerHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   winter2022Rogue: {
     set: 'winter2022FireworksRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2022Warrior: {
     set: 'winter2022StockingWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2022Healer: {
     set: 'winter2022IceCrystalHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   spring2022Rogue: {
     set: 'spring2022MagpieRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2022Warrior: {
     set: 'spring2022RainstormWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2022Healer: {
     set: 'spring2022PeridotHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   summer2022Rogue: {
     set: 'summer2022CrabRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2022Warrior: {
     set: 'summer2022WaterspoutWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2022Healer: {
     set: 'summer2022AngelfishHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   fall2022Rogue: {
     set: 'fall2022KappaRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2022Warrior: {
     set: 'fall2022OrcWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2022Healer: {
     set: 'fall2022WatcherHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   winter2023Rogue: {
     set: 'winter2023RibbonRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2023Warrior: {
     set: 'winter2023WalrusWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2023Healer: {
     set: 'winter2023CardinalHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   spring2023Rogue: {
     set: 'spring2023CaterpillarRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2023Warrior: {
     set: 'spring2023HummingbirdWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2023Healer: {
     set: 'spring2023LilyHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   summer2023Rogue: {
     set: 'summer2023GuppyRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2023Warrior: {
     set: 'summer2023GoldfishWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2023Healer: {
     set: 'summer2023KelpHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   fall2023Rogue: {
     set: 'fall2023WitchsBrewRogueSet',
     text: t('shieldSpecialFall2023RogueText'),
     notes: t('shieldSpecialFall2023RogueNotes', { str: 8 }),
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2023Warrior: {
     set: 'fall2023ScaryMovieWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2023Healer: {
     set: 'fall2023BogCreatureHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   winter2024Warrior: {
     set: 'winter2024PeppermintBarkWarriorSet',
@@ -3035,9 +2541,6 @@ Object.keys(gearEvents).forEach(event => {
       notes: t(`${textString}Notes`, shieldStats[klass]),
       value: klass === 'rogue' ? 80 : 70,
     }, shieldStats[klass]);
-    if (shield[eventString].canBuy && shield[eventString].canBuy()) {
-      shield[eventString].event = CURRENT_EVENT;
-    }
   });
 });
 
@@ -3149,7 +2652,6 @@ const weapon = {
     notes: t('weaponSpecialYetiNotes', { str: 15 }),
     str: 15,
     value: 90,
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   ski: {
     specialClass: 'rogue',
@@ -3158,7 +2660,6 @@ const weapon = {
     notes: t('weaponSpecialSkiNotes', { str: 8 }),
     str: 8,
     value: 90,
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   candycane: {
     specialClass: 'wizard',
@@ -3169,7 +2670,6 @@ const weapon = {
     int: 15,
     per: 7,
     value: 160,
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   snowflake: {
     specialClass: 'healer',
@@ -3178,351 +2678,264 @@ const weapon = {
     notes: t('weaponSpecialSnowflakeNotes', { int: 9 }),
     int: 9,
     value: 90,
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   springRogue: {
     set: 'stealthyKittySet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   springWarrior: {
     set: 'mightyBunnySet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   springMage: {
     set: 'magicMouseSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   springHealer: {
     set: 'lovingPupSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   summerRogue: {
     set: 'roguishPirateSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summerWarrior: {
     set: 'daringSwashbucklerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summerMage: {
     set: 'emeraldMermageSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summerHealer: {
     set: 'reefSeahealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   fallRogue: {
     set: 'vampireSmiterSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fallWarrior: {
     set: 'monsterOfScienceSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fallMage: {
     set: 'witchyWizardSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fallHealer: {
     set: 'mummyMedicSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   winter2015Rogue: {
     set: 'icicleDrakeSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2015Warrior: {
     set: 'gingerbreadSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2015Mage: {
     set: 'northMageSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2015Healer: {
     set: 'soothingSkaterSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   spring2015Rogue: {
     set: 'sneakySqueakerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2015Warrior: {
     set: 'bewareDogSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2015Mage: {
     set: 'magicianBunnySet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2015Healer: {
     set: 'comfortingKittySet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   summer2015Rogue: {
     set: 'reefRenegadeSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2015Warrior: {
     set: 'sunfishWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2015Mage: {
     set: 'shipSoothsayerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2015Healer: {
     set: 'strappingSailorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   fall2015Rogue: {
     set: 'battleRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2015Warrior: {
     set: 'scarecrowWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2015Mage: {
     set: 'stitchWitchSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2015Healer: {
     set: 'potionerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   winter2016Rogue: {
     set: 'cocoaSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2016Warrior: {
     set: 'snowDaySet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2016Mage: {
     set: 'snowboardingSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2016Healer: {
     set: 'festiveFairySet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   spring2016Rogue: {
     set: 'cleverDogSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2016Warrior: {
     set: 'braveMouseSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2016Mage: {
     set: 'grandMalkinSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2016Healer: {
     set: 'springingBunnySet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   summer2016Rogue: {
     set: 'summer2016EelSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2016Warrior: {
     set: 'summer2016SharkWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2016Mage: {
     set: 'summer2016DolphinMageSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2016Healer: {
     set: 'summer2016SeahorseHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   fall2016Rogue: {
     set: 'fall2016BlackWidowSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2016Warrior: {
     set: 'fall2016SwampThingSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2016Mage: {
     set: 'fall2016WickedSorcererSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2016Healer: {
     set: 'fall2016GorgonHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   winter2017Rogue: {
     set: 'winter2017FrostyRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2017Warrior: {
     set: 'winter2017IceHockeySet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2017Mage: {
     set: 'winter2017WinterWolfSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2017Healer: {
     set: 'winter2017SugarPlumSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   spring2017Rogue: {
     set: 'spring2017SneakyBunnySet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2017Warrior: {
     set: 'spring2017FelineWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2017Mage: {
     set: 'spring2017CanineConjurorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2017Healer: {
     set: 'spring2017FloralMouseSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   summer2017Rogue: {
     set: 'summer2017SeaDragonSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2017Warrior: {
     set: 'summer2017SandcastleWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2017Mage: {
     set: 'summer2017WhirlpoolMageSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2017Healer: {
     set: 'summer2017SeashellSeahealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   fall2017Rogue: {
     set: 'fall2017TrickOrTreatSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2017Warrior: {
     set: 'fall2017HabitoweenSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2017Mage: {
     set: 'fall2017MasqueradeSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2017Healer: {
     set: 'fall2017HauntedHouseSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   winter2018Rogue: {
     set: 'winter2018ReindeerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2018Warrior: {
     set: 'winter2018GiftWrappedSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2018Mage: {
     set: 'winter2018ConfettiSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2018Healer: {
     set: 'winter2018MistletoeSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   spring2018Rogue: {
     set: 'spring2018DucklingRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2018Warrior: {
     set: 'spring2018SunriseWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2018Mage: {
     set: 'spring2018TulipMageSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2018Healer: {
     set: 'spring2018GarnetHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   summer2018Rogue: {
     set: 'summer2018FisherRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2018Warrior: {
     set: 'summer2018BettaFishWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2018Mage: {
     set: 'summer2018LionfishMageSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2018Healer: {
     set: 'summer2018MerfolkMonarchSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   fall2018Rogue: {
     set: 'fall2018AlterEgoSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2018Warrior: {
     set: 'fall2018MinotaurWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2018Mage: {
     set: 'fall2018CandymancerMageSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2018Healer: {
     set: 'fall2018CarnivorousPlantSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   winter2019Rogue: {
     set: 'winter2019PoinsettiaSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2019Warrior: {
     set: 'winter2019BlizzardSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2019Mage: {
     set: 'winter2019PyrotechnicSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2019Healer: {
     set: 'winter2019WinterStarSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   spring2019Rogue: {
     set: 'spring2019CloudRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2019Warrior: {
     set: 'spring2019OrchidWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2019Mage: {
     set: 'spring2019AmberMageSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2019Healer: {
     set: 'spring2019RobinHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   summer2019Rogue: {
     set: 'summer2019HammerheadRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2019Warrior: {
     set: 'summer2019SeaTurtleWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2019Mage: {
     specialClass: 'wizard',
@@ -3533,27 +2946,21 @@ const weapon = {
     int: 15,
     per: 0,
     twoHanded: false,
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2019Healer: {
     set: 'summer2019ConchHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   fall2019Rogue: {
     set: 'fall2019OperaticSpecterSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2019Warrior: {
     set: 'fall2019RavenSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2019Mage: {
     set: 'fall2019CyclopsSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2019Healer: {
     set: 'fall2019LichSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   ks2019: {
     text: t('weaponSpecialKS2019Text'),
@@ -3564,259 +2971,195 @@ const weapon = {
   },
   winter2020Rogue: {
     set: 'winter2020LanternSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2020Warrior: {
     set: 'winter2020EvergreenSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2020Mage: {
     set: 'winter2020CarolOfTheMageSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2020Healer: {
     set: 'winter2020WinterSpiceSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   spring2020Rogue: {
     set: 'spring2020LapisLazuliRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2020Warrior: {
     set: 'spring2020BeetleWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2020Mage: {
     set: 'spring2020PuddleMageSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2020Healer: {
     set: 'spring2020IrisHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   summer2020Rogue: {
     set: 'summer2020CrocodileRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2020Warrior: {
     set: 'summer2020RainbowTroutWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2020Mage: {
     set: 'summer2020OarfishMageSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2020Healer: {
     set: 'summer2020SeaGlassHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   fall2020Rogue: {
     set: 'fall2020TwoHeadedRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2020Warrior: {
     set: 'fall2020WraithWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2020Mage: {
     set: 'fall2020ThirdEyeMageSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2020Healer: {
     set: 'fall2020DeathsHeadMothHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   winter2021Rogue: {
     set: 'winter2021HollyIvyRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2021Warrior: {
     set: 'winter2021IceFishingWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2021Mage: {
     set: 'winter2021WinterMoonMageSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2021Healer: {
     set: 'winter2021ArcticExplorerHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   spring2021Rogue: {
     set: 'spring2021TwinFlowerRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2021Warrior: {
     set: 'spring2021SunstoneWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2021Mage: {
     set: 'spring2021SwanMageSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2021Healer: {
     set: 'spring2021WillowHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   summer2021Rogue: {
     set: 'summer2021ClownfishRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2021Warrior: {
     set: 'summer2021FlyingFishWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2021Mage: {
     set: 'summer2021NautilusMageSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2021Healer: {
     set: 'summer2021ParrotHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   fall2021Rogue: {
     set: 'fall2021OozeRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2021Warrior: {
     set: 'fall2021HeadlessWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2021Mage: {
     set: 'fall2021BrainEaterMageSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2021Healer: {
     set: 'fall2021FlameSummonerHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   winter2022Rogue: {
     set: 'winter2022FireworksRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2022Warrior: {
     set: 'winter2022StockingWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2022Mage: {
     set: 'winter2022PomegranateMageSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2022Healer: {
     set: 'winter2022IceCrystalHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   spring2022Rogue: {
     set: 'spring2022MagpieRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2022Warrior: {
     set: 'spring2022RainstormWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2022Mage: {
     set: 'spring2022ForsythiaMageSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2022Healer: {
     set: 'spring2022PeridotHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   summer2022Rogue: {
     set: 'summer2022CrabRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2022Warrior: {
     set: 'summer2022WaterspoutWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2022Mage: {
     set: 'summer2022MantaRayMageSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2022Healer: {
     set: 'summer2022AngelfishHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   fall2022Rogue: {
     set: 'fall2022KappaRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2022Warrior: {
     set: 'fall2022OrcWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2022Mage: {
     set: 'fall2022HarpyMageSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2022Healer: {
     set: 'fall2022WatcherHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   winter2023Rogue: {
     set: 'winter2023RibbonRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2023Warrior: {
     set: 'winter2023WalrusWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2023Mage: {
     set: 'winter2023FairyLightsMageSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   winter2023Healer: {
     set: 'winter2023CardinalHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter',
   },
   spring2023Rogue: {
     set: 'spring2023CaterpillarRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2023Warrior: {
     set: 'spring2023HummingbirdWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2023Mage: {
     set: 'spring2023MoonstoneMageSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   spring2023Healer: {
     set: 'spring2023LilyHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring',
   },
   summer2023Rogue: {
     set: 'summer2023GuppyRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2023Warrior: {
     set: 'summer2023GoldfishWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2023Mage: {
     set: 'summer2023CoralMageSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   summer2023Healer: {
     set: 'summer2023KelpHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'summer',
   },
   fall2023Rogue: {
     set: 'fall2023WitchsBrewRogueSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2023Healer: {
     set: 'fall2023BogCreatureHealerSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2023Warrior: {
     set: 'fall2023ScaryMovieWarriorSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   fall2023Mage: {
     set: 'fall2023ScarletWarlockMageSet',
-    canBuy: () => CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'fall',
   },
   winter2024Rogue: {
     set: 'winter2024SnowyOwlRogueSet',
@@ -3875,9 +3218,6 @@ Object.keys(gearEvents).forEach(event => {
       value: weaponCosts[klass],
       twoHanded: klass === 'wizard',
     }, weaponStats[klass]);
-    if (weapon[eventString].canBuy && weapon[eventString].canBuy()) {
-      weapon[eventString].event = CURRENT_EVENT;
-    }
   });
 });
 
diff --git a/website/common/script/content/hatching-potions.js b/website/common/script/content/hatching-potions.js
index 10fb2957fc..e4184126ca 100644
--- a/website/common/script/content/hatching-potions.js
+++ b/website/common/script/content/hatching-potions.js
@@ -1,9 +1,7 @@
 import assign from 'lodash/assign';
 import defaults from 'lodash/defaults';
 import each from 'lodash/each';
-import moment from 'moment';
 import t from './translation';
-import { EVENTS } from './constants';
 
 function hasQuestAchievementFunction (key) {
   return user => user.achievements.quests && user.achievements.quests[key] > 0;
@@ -62,106 +60,70 @@ const premium = {
     value: 2,
     text: t('hatchingPotionCupid'),
     limited: true,
-    event: EVENTS.potions202402,
     _addlNotes: t('eventAvailability', {
       date: t('dateEndFebruary'),
     }),
-    canBuy () {
-      return moment().isBetween(EVENTS.potions202402.start, EVENTS.potions202402.end);
-    },
   },
   Shimmer: {
     value: 2,
     text: t('hatchingPotionShimmer'),
     limited: true,
-    event: EVENTS.spring2024,
     _addlNotes: t('eventAvailability', {
       date: t('dateEndApril'),
     }),
-    canBuy () {
-      return moment().isBetween(EVENTS.spring2024.start, EVENTS.spring2024.end);
-    },
   },
   Fairy: {
     value: 2,
     text: t('hatchingPotionFairy'),
     limited: true,
-    event: EVENTS.potions202305,
     _addlNotes: t('eventAvailability', {
       date: t('dateEndMay'),
     }),
-    canBuy () {
-      return moment().isBefore(EVENTS.potions202305.end);
-    },
   },
   Floral: {
     value: 2,
     text: t('hatchingPotionFloral'),
     limited: true,
-    event: EVENTS.potions202305,
     _addlNotes: t('eventAvailability', {
       date: t('dateEndMay'),
     }),
-    canBuy () {
-      return moment().isBefore(EVENTS.potions202305.end);
-    },
   },
   Aquatic: {
     value: 2,
     text: t('hatchingPotionAquatic'),
     limited: true,
-    event: EVENTS.birthday10,
     _addlNotes: t('eventAvailability', {
       date: t('dateEndFebruary'),
     }),
-    canBuy () {
-      return moment().isBetween(EVENTS.birthday10.start, EVENTS.birthday10.end);
-    },
   },
   Ember: {
     value: 2,
     text: t('hatchingPotionEmber'),
     limited: true,
-    event: EVENTS.potions202311,
     _addlNotes: t('eventAvailability', {
       date: t('dateEndNovember'),
     }),
-    canBuy () {
-      return moment().isBetween(EVENTS.potions202311.start, EVENTS.potions202311.end);
-    },
   },
   Thunderstorm: {
     value: 2,
     text: t('hatchingPotionThunderstorm'),
     limited: true,
-    event: EVENTS.potions202308,
     _addlNotes: t('eventAvailability', {
       date: t('dateEndAugust'),
     }),
-    canBuy () {
-      return moment().isBetween(EVENTS.potions202308.start, EVENTS.potions202308.end);
-    },
   },
   Spooky: {
     value: 2,
     text: t('hatchingPotionSpooky'),
     limited: true,
-    event: EVENTS.fall2023,
     _addlNotes: t('eventAvailability', {
       date: t('dateEndOctober'),
     }),
-    canBuy () {
-      return moment().isBetween(EVENTS.fall2023.start, EVENTS.fall2023.end);
-    },
   },
   Ghost: {
     value: 2,
     text: t('hatchingPotionGhost'),
     limited: true,
-    event: EVENTS.fall2022,
-    canBuy () {
-      return moment().isBetween(EVENTS.fall2022.start, EVENTS.fall2022.end);
-    },
     _addlNotes: t('eventAvailability', {
       date: t('dateEndOctober'),
     }),
@@ -173,10 +135,6 @@ const premium = {
     _addlNotes: t('eventAvailability', {
       date: t('dateEndJanuary'),
     }),
-    event: EVENTS.winter2023,
-    canBuy () {
-      return moment().isBetween(EVENTS.winter2023.start, EVENTS.winter2023.end);
-    },
   },
   Peppermint: {
     value: 2,
@@ -185,19 +143,11 @@ const premium = {
     _addlNotes: t('eventAvailability', {
       date: t('dateEndJanuary'),
     }),
-    event: EVENTS.winter2024,
-    canBuy () {
-      return moment().isBetween(EVENTS.winter2024.start, EVENTS.winter2024.end);
-    },
   },
   StarryNight: {
     value: 2,
     text: t('hatchingPotionStarryNight'),
     limited: true,
-    event: EVENTS.winter2023,
-    canBuy () {
-      return moment().isBetween(EVENTS.winter2023.start, EVENTS.winter2023.end);
-    },
     _addlNotes: t('eventAvailability', {
       date: t('dateEndJanuary'),
     }),
@@ -209,10 +159,6 @@ const premium = {
     _addlNotes: t('eventAvailability', {
       date: t('dateEndApril'),
     }),
-    event: EVENTS.spring2024,
-    canBuy () {
-      return moment().isBetween(EVENTS.spring2024.start, EVENTS.spring2024.end);
-    },
   },
   Glass: {
     value: 2,
@@ -221,82 +167,54 @@ const premium = {
     _addlNotes: t('eventAvailability', {
       date: t('dateEndJuly'),
     }),
-    event: EVENTS.summer2023,
-    canBuy () {
-      return moment().isBetween(EVENTS.summer2023.start, EVENTS.summer2023.end);
-    },
   },
   Glow: {
     value: 2,
     text: t('hatchingPotionGlow'),
     limited: true,
-    event: EVENTS.fall2023,
     _addlNotes: t('eventAvailability', {
       date: t('dateEndOctober'),
     }),
-    canBuy () {
-      return moment().isBetween(EVENTS.fall2023.start, EVENTS.fall2023.end);
-    },
   },
   Frost: {
     value: 2,
     text: t('hatchingPotionFrost'),
     limited: true,
-    event: EVENTS.potions202311,
     _addlNotes: t('eventAvailability', {
       date: t('dateEndNovember'),
     }),
-    canBuy () {
-      return moment().isBetween(EVENTS.potions202311.start, EVENTS.potions202311.end);
-    },
   },
   IcySnow: {
     value: 2,
     text: t('hatchingPotionIcySnow'),
     limited: true,
-    event: EVENTS.winter2024,
     _addlNotes: t('eventAvailability', {
       date: t('dateEndJanuary'),
     }),
-    canBuy () {
-      return moment().isBetween(EVENTS.winter2024.start, EVENTS.winter2024.end);
-    },
   },
   RoseQuartz: {
     value: 2,
     text: t('hatchingPotionRoseQuartz'),
     limited: true,
-    event: EVENTS.potions202302,
     _addlNotes: t('eventAvailability', {
       date: t('dateEndFebruary'),
     }),
-    canBuy () {
-      return moment().isBetween(EVENTS.potions202302.start, EVENTS.potions202302.end);
-    },
   },
   Celestial: {
     value: 2,
     text: t('hatchingPotionCelestial'),
     limited: true,
-    event: EVENTS.spring2024,
     _addlNotes: t('eventAvailability', {
       date: t('dateEndApril'),
     }),
-    canBuy () {
-      return moment().isBetween(EVENTS.spring2024.start, EVENTS.spring2024.end);
-    },
   },
   Sunshine: {
     value: 2,
     text: t('hatchingPotionSunshine'),
     limited: true,
-    event: EVENTS.potions202205,
     _addlNotes: t('eventAvailability', {
       date: t('dateEndMay'),
     }),
-    canBuy () {
-      return moment().isBefore(EVENTS.potions202205.end);
-    },
   },
   Bronze: {
     value: 2,
@@ -309,13 +227,9 @@ const premium = {
     value: 2,
     text: t('hatchingPotionWatery'),
     limited: true,
-    event: EVENTS.summer2022,
     _addlNotes: t('eventAvailability', {
       date: t('dateEndJuly'),
     }),
-    canBuy () {
-      return moment().isBetween(EVENTS.summer2022.start, EVENTS.summer2022.end);
-    },
   },
   Silver: {
     value: 2,
@@ -328,10 +242,6 @@ const premium = {
     value: 2,
     text: t('hatchingPotionShadow'),
     limited: true,
-    event: EVENTS.fall2022,
-    canBuy () {
-      return moment().isBetween(EVENTS.fall2022.start, EVENTS.fall2022.end);
-    },
     _addlNotes: t('eventAvailability', {
       date: t('dateEndOctober'),
     }),
@@ -350,10 +260,6 @@ const premium = {
     _addlNotes: t('eventAvailability', {
       date: t('dateEndJanuary'),
     }),
-    event: EVENTS.winter2023,
-    canBuy () {
-      return moment().isBetween(EVENTS.winter2023.start, EVENTS.winter2023.end);
-    },
   },
   Ruby: {
     value: 2,
@@ -366,13 +272,9 @@ const premium = {
     value: 2,
     text: t('hatchingPotionBirchBark'),
     limited: true,
-    event: EVENTS.spring2023,
     _addlNotes: t('eventAvailability', {
       date: t('dateEndApril'),
     }),
-    canBuy () {
-      return moment().isBefore(EVENTS.spring2023.end);
-    },
   },
   Fluorite: {
     value: 2,
@@ -385,13 +287,9 @@ const premium = {
     value: 2,
     text: t('hatchingPotionSandSculpture'),
     limited: true,
-    event: EVENTS.summer2023,
     date: t('eventAvailability', {
       date: t('dateEndJuly'),
     }),
-    canBuy () {
-      return moment().isBetween(EVENTS.summer2023.start, EVENTS.summer2023.end);
-    },
   },
   Windup: {
     value: 2,
@@ -411,25 +309,17 @@ const premium = {
     value: 2,
     text: t('hatchingPotionVampire'),
     limited: true,
-    event: EVENTS.fall2023,
     _addlNotes: t('eventAvailability', {
       date: t('dateEndOctober'),
     }),
-    canBuy () {
-      return moment().isBetween(EVENTS.fall2023.start, EVENTS.fall2023.end);
-    },
   },
   AutumnLeaf: {
     value: 2,
     text: t('hatchingPotionAutumnLeaf'),
     limited: true,
-    event: EVENTS.potions202311,
     _addlNotes: t('eventAvailability', {
       date: t('dateEndNovember'),
     }),
-    canBuy () {
-      return moment().isBetween(EVENTS.potions202311.start, EVENTS.potions202311.end);
-    },
   },
   BlackPearl: {
     value: 2,
@@ -445,22 +335,14 @@ const premium = {
     _addlNotes: t('eventAvailability', {
       date: t('dateEndJanuary'),
     }),
-    event: EVENTS.winter2024,
-    canBuy () {
-      return moment().isBetween(EVENTS.winter2024.start, EVENTS.winter2024.end);
-    },
   },
   PolkaDot: {
     value: 2,
     text: t('hatchingPotionPolkaDot'),
     limited: true,
-    event: EVENTS.spring2023,
     _addlNotes: t('eventAvailability', {
       date: t('dateEndApril'),
     }),
-    canBuy () {
-      return moment().isBefore(EVENTS.spring2023.end);
-    },
   },
   MossyStone: {
     value: 2,
@@ -473,25 +355,17 @@ const premium = {
     value: 2,
     text: t('hatchingPotionSunset'),
     limited: true,
-    event: EVENTS.summer2023,
     _addlNotes: t('premiumPotionAddlNotes', {
       date: t('dateEndJuly'),
     }),
-    canBuy () {
-      return moment().isBetween(EVENTS.summer2023.start, EVENTS.summer2023.end);
-    },
   },
   Moonglow: {
     value: 2,
     text: t('hatchingPotionMoonglow'),
     limited: true,
-    event: EVENTS.potions202208,
     _addlNotes: t('premiumPotionAddlNotes', {
       date: t('dateEndAugust'),
     }),
-    canBuy () {
-      return moment().isBetween(EVENTS.potions202208.start, EVENTS.potions202208.end);
-    },
   },
   SolarSystem: {
     value: 2,
@@ -511,13 +385,9 @@ const premium = {
     value: 2,
     text: t('hatchingPotionPorcelain'),
     limited: true,
-    event: EVENTS.potions202308,
     _addlNotes: t('eventAvailability', {
       date: t('dateEndAugust'),
     }),
-    canBuy () {
-      return moment().isBetween(EVENTS.potions202308.start, EVENTS.potions202308.end);
-    },
   },
   PinkMarble: {
     value: 2,
@@ -544,13 +414,9 @@ const wacky = {
   Veggie: {
     text: t('hatchingPotionVeggie'),
     limited: true,
-    event: EVENTS.spring2023,
     _addlNotes: t('eventAvailability', {
       date: t('dateEndApril'),
     }),
-    canBuy () {
-      return moment().isBetween('2023-04-06T08:00-04:00', EVENTS.spring2023.end);
-    },
   },
   Dessert: {
     text: t('hatchingPotionDessert'),
@@ -567,13 +433,9 @@ const wacky = {
   TeaShop: {
     text: t('hatchingPotionTeaShop'),
     limited: true,
-    event: EVENTS.spring2023,
     _addlNotes: t('premiumPotionAddlNotes', {
       date: t('dateEndApril'),
     }),
-    canBuy () {
-      return moment().isBetween('2023-04-06T08:00-04:00', EVENTS.spring2023.end);
-    },
   },
 };
 
diff --git a/website/common/script/content/index.js b/website/common/script/content/index.js
index 559caf82d7..67fcda98f1 100644
--- a/website/common/script/content/index.js
+++ b/website/common/script/content/index.js
@@ -211,105 +211,62 @@ api.food = {
     textA: t('foodMeatA'),
     textThe: t('foodMeatThe'),
     target: 'Base',
-    canBuy () {
-      return FOOD_SEASON === 'Normal';
-    },
-    canDrop: FOOD_SEASON === 'Normal',
   },
   Milk: {
     text: t('foodMilk'),
     textA: t('foodMilkA'),
     textThe: t('foodMilkThe'),
     target: 'White',
-    canBuy () {
-      return FOOD_SEASON === 'Normal';
-    },
-    canDrop: FOOD_SEASON === 'Normal',
   },
   Potatoe: {
     text: t('foodPotatoe'),
     textA: t('foodPotatoeA'),
     textThe: t('foodPotatoeThe'),
     target: 'Desert',
-    canBuy () {
-      return FOOD_SEASON === 'Normal';
-    },
-    canDrop: FOOD_SEASON === 'Normal',
   },
   Strawberry: {
     text: t('foodStrawberry'),
     textA: t('foodStrawberryA'),
     textThe: t('foodStrawberryThe'),
     target: 'Red',
-    canBuy () {
-      return FOOD_SEASON === 'Normal';
-    },
-    canDrop: FOOD_SEASON === 'Normal',
   },
   Chocolate: {
     text: t('foodChocolate'),
     textA: t('foodChocolateA'),
     textThe: t('foodChocolateThe'),
     target: 'Shade',
-    canBuy () {
-      return FOOD_SEASON === 'Normal';
-    },
-    canDrop: FOOD_SEASON === 'Normal',
   },
   Fish: {
     text: t('foodFish'),
     textA: t('foodFishA'),
     textThe: t('foodFishThe'),
     target: 'Skeleton',
-    canBuy () {
-      return FOOD_SEASON === 'Normal';
-    },
-    canDrop: FOOD_SEASON === 'Normal',
   },
   RottenMeat: {
     text: t('foodRottenMeat'),
     textA: t('foodRottenMeatA'),
     textThe: t('foodRottenMeatThe'),
     target: 'Zombie',
-    canBuy () {
-      return FOOD_SEASON === 'Normal';
-    },
-    canDrop: FOOD_SEASON === 'Normal',
   },
   CottonCandyPink: {
     text: t('foodCottonCandyPink'),
     textA: t('foodCottonCandyPinkA'),
     textThe: t('foodCottonCandyPinkThe'),
     target: 'CottonCandyPink',
-    canBuy () {
-      return FOOD_SEASON === 'Normal';
-    },
-    canDrop: FOOD_SEASON === 'Normal',
   },
   CottonCandyBlue: {
     text: t('foodCottonCandyBlue'),
     textA: t('foodCottonCandyBlueA'),
     textThe: t('foodCottonCandyBlueThe'),
     target: 'CottonCandyBlue',
-    canBuy () {
-      return FOOD_SEASON === 'Normal';
-    },
-    canDrop: FOOD_SEASON === 'Normal',
   },
   Honey: {
     text: t('foodHoney'),
     textA: t('foodHoneyA'),
     textThe: t('foodHoneyThe'),
     target: 'Golden',
-    canBuy () {
-      return FOOD_SEASON === 'Normal';
-    },
-    canDrop: FOOD_SEASON === 'Normal',
   },
   Saddle: {
-    canBuy () {
-      return true;
-    },
     sellWarningNote: t('foodSaddleSellWarningNote'),
     text: t('foodSaddleText'),
     value: 5,
@@ -321,313 +278,201 @@ api.food = {
     textA: t('foodCakeSkeletonA'),
     textThe: t('foodCakeSkeletonThe'),
     target: 'Skeleton',
-    canBuy () {
-      return FOOD_SEASON === 'Cake';
-    },
-    canDrop: FOOD_SEASON === 'Cake',
   },
   Cake_Base: {
     text: t('foodCakeBase'),
     textA: t('foodCakeBaseA'),
     textThe: t('foodCakeBaseThe'),
     target: 'Base',
-    canBuy () {
-      return FOOD_SEASON === 'Cake';
-    },
-    canDrop: FOOD_SEASON === 'Cake',
   },
   Cake_CottonCandyBlue: {
     text: t('foodCakeCottonCandyBlue'),
     textA: t('foodCakeCottonCandyBlueA'),
     textThe: t('foodCakeCottonCandyBlueThe'),
     target: 'CottonCandyBlue',
-    canBuy () {
-      return FOOD_SEASON === 'Cake';
-    },
-    canDrop: FOOD_SEASON === 'Cake',
   },
   Cake_CottonCandyPink: {
     text: t('foodCakeCottonCandyPink'),
     textA: t('foodCakeCottonCandyPinkA'),
     textThe: t('foodCakeCottonCandyPinkThe'),
     target: 'CottonCandyPink',
-    canBuy () {
-      return FOOD_SEASON === 'Cake';
-    },
-    canDrop: FOOD_SEASON === 'Cake',
   },
   Cake_Shade: {
     text: t('foodCakeShade'),
     textA: t('foodCakeShadeA'),
     textThe: t('foodCakeShadeThe'),
     target: 'Shade',
-    canBuy () {
-      return FOOD_SEASON === 'Cake';
-    },
-    canDrop: FOOD_SEASON === 'Cake',
   },
   Cake_White: {
     text: t('foodCakeWhite'),
     textA: t('foodCakeWhiteA'),
     textThe: t('foodCakeWhiteThe'),
     target: 'White',
-    canBuy () {
-      return FOOD_SEASON === 'Cake';
-    },
-    canDrop: FOOD_SEASON === 'Cake',
   },
   Cake_Golden: {
     text: t('foodCakeGolden'),
     textA: t('foodCakeGoldenA'),
     textThe: t('foodCakeGoldenThe'),
     target: 'Golden',
-    canBuy () {
-      return FOOD_SEASON === 'Cake';
-    },
-    canDrop: FOOD_SEASON === 'Cake',
   },
   Cake_Zombie: {
     text: t('foodCakeZombie'),
     textA: t('foodCakeZombieA'),
     textThe: t('foodCakeZombieThe'),
     target: 'Zombie',
-    canBuy () {
-      return FOOD_SEASON === 'Cake';
-    },
-    canDrop: FOOD_SEASON === 'Cake',
   },
   Cake_Desert: {
     text: t('foodCakeDesert'),
     textA: t('foodCakeDesertA'),
     textThe: t('foodCakeDesertThe'),
     target: 'Desert',
-    canBuy () {
-      return FOOD_SEASON === 'Cake';
-    },
-    canDrop: FOOD_SEASON === 'Cake',
   },
   Cake_Red: {
     text: t('foodCakeRed'),
     textA: t('foodCakeRedA'),
     textThe: t('foodCakeRedThe'),
     target: 'Red',
-    canBuy () {
-      return FOOD_SEASON === 'Cake';
-    },
-    canDrop: FOOD_SEASON === 'Cake',
   },
   Candy_Skeleton: {
     text: t('foodCandySkeleton'),
     textA: t('foodCandySkeletonA'),
     textThe: t('foodCandySkeletonThe'),
     target: 'Skeleton',
-    canBuy () {
-      return FOOD_SEASON === 'Candy';
-    },
-    canDrop: FOOD_SEASON === 'Candy',
   },
   Candy_Base: {
     text: t('foodCandyBase'),
     textA: t('foodCandyBaseA'),
     textThe: t('foodCandyBaseThe'),
     target: 'Base',
-    canBuy () {
-      return FOOD_SEASON === 'Candy';
-    },
-    canDrop: FOOD_SEASON === 'Candy',
   },
   Candy_CottonCandyBlue: {
     text: t('foodCandyCottonCandyBlue'),
     textA: t('foodCandyCottonCandyBlueA'),
     textThe: t('foodCandyCottonCandyBlueThe'),
     target: 'CottonCandyBlue',
-    canBuy () {
-      return FOOD_SEASON === 'Candy';
-    },
-    canDrop: FOOD_SEASON === 'Candy',
   },
   Candy_CottonCandyPink: {
     text: t('foodCandyCottonCandyPink'),
     textA: t('foodCandyCottonCandyPinkA'),
     textThe: t('foodCandyCottonCandyPinkThe'),
     target: 'CottonCandyPink',
-    canBuy () {
-      return FOOD_SEASON === 'Candy';
-    },
-    canDrop: FOOD_SEASON === 'Candy',
   },
   Candy_Shade: {
     text: t('foodCandyShade'),
     textA: t('foodCandyShadeA'),
     textThe: t('foodCandyShadeThe'),
     target: 'Shade',
-    canBuy () {
-      return FOOD_SEASON === 'Candy';
-    },
-    canDrop: FOOD_SEASON === 'Candy',
   },
   Candy_White: {
     text: t('foodCandyWhite'),
     textA: t('foodCandyWhiteA'),
     textThe: t('foodCandyWhiteThe'),
     target: 'White',
-    canBuy () {
-      return FOOD_SEASON === 'Candy';
-    },
-    canDrop: FOOD_SEASON === 'Candy',
   },
   Candy_Golden: {
     text: t('foodCandyGolden'),
     textA: t('foodCandyGoldenA'),
     textThe: t('foodCandyGoldenThe'),
     target: 'Golden',
-    canBuy () {
-      return FOOD_SEASON === 'Candy';
-    },
-    canDrop: FOOD_SEASON === 'Candy',
   },
   Candy_Zombie: {
     text: t('foodCandyZombie'),
     textA: t('foodCandyZombieA'),
     textThe: t('foodCandyZombieThe'),
     target: 'Zombie',
-    canBuy () {
-      return FOOD_SEASON === 'Candy';
-    },
-    canDrop: FOOD_SEASON === 'Candy',
   },
   Candy_Desert: {
     text: t('foodCandyDesert'),
     textA: t('foodCandyDesertA'),
     textThe: t('foodCandyDesertThe'),
     target: 'Desert',
-    canBuy () {
-      return FOOD_SEASON === 'Candy';
-    },
-    canDrop: FOOD_SEASON === 'Candy',
   },
   Candy_Red: {
     text: t('foodCandyRed'),
     textA: t('foodCandyRedA'),
     textThe: t('foodCandyRedThe'),
     target: 'Red',
-    canBuy () {
-      return FOOD_SEASON === 'Candy';
-    },
-    canDrop: FOOD_SEASON === 'Candy',
   },
   Pie_Skeleton: {
     text: t('foodPieSkeleton'),
     textA: t('foodPieSkeletonA'),
     textThe: t('foodPieSkeletonThe'),
     target: 'Skeleton',
-    canBuy () {
-      return FOOD_SEASON === 'Pie';
-    },
-    canDrop: FOOD_SEASON === 'Pie',
   },
   Pie_Base: {
     text: t('foodPieBase'),
     textA: t('foodPieBaseA'),
     textThe: t('foodPieBaseThe'),
     target: 'Base',
-    canBuy () {
-      return FOOD_SEASON === 'Pie';
-    },
-    canDrop: FOOD_SEASON === 'Pie',
   },
   Pie_CottonCandyBlue: {
     text: t('foodPieCottonCandyBlue'),
     textA: t('foodPieCottonCandyBlueA'),
     textThe: t('foodPieCottonCandyBlueThe'),
     target: 'CottonCandyBlue',
-    canBuy () {
-      return FOOD_SEASON === 'Pie';
-    },
-    canDrop: FOOD_SEASON === 'Pie',
   },
   Pie_CottonCandyPink: {
     text: t('foodPieCottonCandyPink'),
     textA: t('foodPieCottonCandyPinkA'),
     textThe: t('foodPieCottonCandyPinkThe'),
     target: 'CottonCandyPink',
-    canBuy () {
-      return FOOD_SEASON === 'Pie';
-    },
-    canDrop: FOOD_SEASON === 'Pie',
   },
   Pie_Shade: {
     text: t('foodPieShade'),
     textA: t('foodPieShadeA'),
     textThe: t('foodPieShadeThe'),
     target: 'Shade',
-    canBuy () {
-      return FOOD_SEASON === 'Pie';
-    },
-    canDrop: FOOD_SEASON === 'Pie',
   },
   Pie_White: {
     text: t('foodPieWhite'),
     textA: t('foodPieWhiteA'),
     textThe: t('foodPieWhiteThe'),
     target: 'White',
-    canBuy () {
-      return FOOD_SEASON === 'Pie';
-    },
-    canDrop: FOOD_SEASON === 'Pie',
   },
   Pie_Golden: {
     text: t('foodPieGolden'),
     textA: t('foodPieGoldenA'),
     textThe: t('foodPieGoldenThe'),
     target: 'Golden',
-    canBuy () {
-      return FOOD_SEASON === 'Pie';
-    },
-    canDrop: FOOD_SEASON === 'Pie',
   },
   Pie_Zombie: {
     text: t('foodPieZombie'),
     textA: t('foodPieZombieA'),
     textThe: t('foodPieZombieThe'),
     target: 'Zombie',
-    canBuy () {
-      return FOOD_SEASON === 'Pie';
-    },
-    canDrop: FOOD_SEASON === 'Pie',
   },
   Pie_Desert: {
     text: t('foodPieDesert'),
     textA: t('foodPieDesertA'),
     textThe: t('foodPieDesertThe'),
     target: 'Desert',
-    canBuy () {
-      return FOOD_SEASON === 'Pie';
-    },
-    canDrop: FOOD_SEASON === 'Pie',
   },
   Pie_Red: {
     text: t('foodPieRed'),
     textA: t('foodPieRedA'),
     textThe: t('foodPieRedThe'),
     target: 'Red',
-    canBuy () {
-      return FOOD_SEASON === 'Pie';
-    },
-    canDrop: FOOD_SEASON === 'Pie',
   },
   /* eslint-enable camelcase */
 };
 
-each(api.food, (food, key) => defaults(food, {
-  value: 1,
-  key,
-  notes: t('foodNotes'),
-  canBuy () {
-    return false;
-  },
-  canDrop: false,
-}));
+each(api.food, (food, key) => {
+  let foodType = 'Normal';
+  if (key.startsWith('Cake_')) {
+    foodType = 'Cake';
+  } else if (key.startsWith('Candy_')) {
+    foodType = 'Candy';
+  } else if (key.startsWith('Pie_')) {
+    foodType = 'Pie';
+  }
+  defaults(food, {
+    value: 1,
+    key,
+    notes: t('foodNotes'),
+    canBuy: () => FOOD_SEASON === foodType,
+    canDrop: FOOD_SEASON === foodType,
+  });
+});
 
 api.appearances = appearances;
 
diff --git a/website/common/script/content/quests/seasonal.js b/website/common/script/content/quests/seasonal.js
index d74a41b418..90f49eb152 100644
--- a/website/common/script/content/quests/seasonal.js
+++ b/website/common/script/content/quests/seasonal.js
@@ -1,18 +1,8 @@
-import find from 'lodash/find';
-import moment from 'moment';
-import { EVENTS } from '../constants/events';
 import t from '../translation';
 
-const CURRENT_EVENT = find(EVENTS, event => moment()
-  .isBetween(event.start, event.end) && Boolean(event.season));
-
 const QUEST_SEASONAL = {
   // winter
   evilsanta: {
-    event: CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter' ? CURRENT_EVENT : null,
-    canBuy () {
-      return this.event && moment().isBetween(this.event.start, this.event.end);
-    },
     text: t('questEvilSantaText'),
     notes: t('questEvilSantaNotes'),
     addlNotes: t('evilSantaAddlNotes'),
@@ -37,10 +27,6 @@ const QUEST_SEASONAL = {
     },
   },
   evilsanta2: {
-    event: CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'winter' ? CURRENT_EVENT : null,
-    canBuy () {
-      return this.event && moment().isBetween(this.event.start, this.event.end);
-    },
     text: t('questEvilSanta2Text'),
     notes: t('questEvilSanta2Notes'),
     addlNotes: t('evilSantaAddlNotes'),
@@ -71,10 +57,6 @@ const QUEST_SEASONAL = {
   },
   // spring
   egg: {
-    event: CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring' ? CURRENT_EVENT : null,
-    canBuy () {
-      return this.event && moment().isBetween('2024-03-26T08:00-04:00', this.event.end);
-    },
     text: t('questEggHuntText'),
     notes: t('questEggHuntNotes'),
     completion: t('questEggHuntCompletion'),
@@ -135,10 +117,6 @@ const QUEST_SEASONAL = {
     },
   },
   waffle: {
-    event: CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring' ? CURRENT_EVENT : null,
-    canBuy () {
-      return this.event && moment().isBetween(this.event.start, this.event.end);
-    },
     text: t('questWaffleText'),
     notes: t('questWaffleNotes'),
     completion: t('questWaffleCompletion'),
@@ -178,10 +156,6 @@ const QUEST_SEASONAL = {
     },
   },
   virtualpet: {
-    event: CURRENT_EVENT && CURRENT_EVENT.season === 'spring' ? CURRENT_EVENT : null,
-    canBuy () {
-      return this.event && moment().isBetween(this.event.start, this.event.end);
-    },
     text: t('questVirtualPetText'),
     notes: t('questVirtualPetNotes'),
     completion: t('questVirtualPetCompletion'),